# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 111
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2025, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2201 "2025-02-10T21:14:54Z")
- Brotherhood man. - All right, man. I respect you, man, no matter what. - That’s what it’s about, man. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2025, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2202 "2025-02-10T22:12:24Z")
I got your back, Jack. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2203 "2025-02-11T20:45:07Z")
I’m federal agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest day of my life. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2204 "2025-02-12T01:37:46Z")
My name is Friday. I carry a badge. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2205 "2025-02-12T14:37:51Z")
All right, fine, you can have my badge and gun, but we’re doing it in your office so I can slam them down on your desk and yell out, “The system stinks!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2206 "2025-02-12T15:39:22Z")
Captain Leo Winwood and I had a relationship that was long and bloody, like the Crusades, only without the chivalry. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2207 "2025-02-14T17:53:42Z")
There’s a lot of excitement in the book, Beaver. You see, these knights fought to defend their code of honor. And they, oh, they rode all over the countryside, avenging wrongs and protecting the weak. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2208 "2025-02-14T22:37:25Z")
_Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore Riding through the land Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore Without a merry band He steals from the poor, and gives to the rich Stupid bitch_ ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2209 "2025-02-15T18:15:35Z")
_The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade_ _Good folk, lock up your son and daughter_ _Beware the deadly flashing blade_ _Unless you want to end up shorter_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2210 "2025-02-15T21:54:27Z")
You dare to call a king by his first name? Beware of your head, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2211 "2025-02-16T00:51:23Z")
Alright Simpson you get your soul back but let that ill gotten donut be forever on your head. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2212 "2025-02-16T12:09:50Z")
You made a deal with the Devil and now the bill has come due. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2213 "2025-02-16T16:21:40Z")
Oh, Sheldon I can’t take money from you. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2214 "2025-02-16T19:10:53Z")
{_on the telephone_ ] Yes, Mrs Brown, I know Theodore has been selling water to the boys, but I felt… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2215 "2025-02-17T15:19:32Z")
Mrs Brown says that in London everyone is different, and that means anyone can fit in. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2216 "2025-02-20T15:10:51Z")
He has his own car, a nice house in London, a place in the country, endless publicity and a pension for life. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2217 "2025-02-20T16:06:13Z")
I’m not a publicist, per se: You can refer to me as a freelance brand invigorator. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2218 "2025-02-23T23:33:29Z")
Well, what brand does your dog prefer? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2219 "2025-02-26T20:18:36Z")
Do you suppose a dog psychiatrist could be the answer? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2220 "2025-02-27T01:03:45Z")
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