# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 117
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2321 "2025-04-14T15:02:25Z")
That’s the Commando 450. I don’t sell that. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2322 "2025-04-14T22:32:41Z")
Why don’t you pick out something else? On the house. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2323 "2025-04-14T23:15:07Z")
(never mind–I got mixed up between movies and TV) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2324 "2025-04-15T02:01:19Z")
There are a lot more rich old ladies out there and Daddy needs a new linear accelerator. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2325 "2025-04-15T17:20:50Z")
Steven, you don’t get rich if you don’t take chances. When are you going to grow up and become somebody in this business? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2326 "2025-04-15T17:27:55Z")
Don’t ever ask me about my business. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2327 "2025-04-16T13:34:53Z")
This is… eating eating. It’s not the same as business eating. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2328 "2025-04-17T19:16:58Z")
- Pigs, glutton - Customers! - How could people eat this much? - Well, this is not all from one person, - It’s disgusting. It’s making me sick to my stomach. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2329 "2025-04-17T23:27:43Z")
His stomach must be made of scrap iron. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2330 "2025-04-18T13:14:11Z")
To wash and iron everything in the laundry chute? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2331 "2025-04-18T17:46:28Z")
[Cleaning the lint trap on the laundry room drier] Yech! It’s like cleaning the building’s belly button. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2332 "2025-04-18T18:59:15Z")
- Laundry services? - Your poor mother has to touch your underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2333 "2025-04-18T19:25:10Z")
Oh, la-di-da! Look what I found in my laundry bag. All of Felicity Kendal’s underwear, and it needs a good wash. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2334 "2025-04-19T14:47:06Z")
I’m not a monster! Wash, turn the ship around. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2335 "2025-04-19T15:18:44Z")
Count Floyd here. It’s Saturday night, time for another “Monster Chiller Horror Theater!” Owoooooo! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2336 "2025-04-20T19:10:45Z")
The Loch Ness Monster’s so big no one’s ever lost it. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2337 "2025-04-21T00:20:02Z")
A monster? I mean, she looks ill, but I think it’s a bit of a leap to say it’s the work of a monster. [monster screams] There’s a monster in there. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2338 "2025-04-21T13:43:33Z")
Now that we know Ben is going somewhere - he’s leaping his way to get there - we have to treat this like a marathon and not a sprint. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2339 "2025-04-21T15:58:04Z")
Man… woman… birth… death… infinity. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2340 "2025-04-21T23:06:37Z")
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