# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/221 "2023-01-12T06:01:33Z")
Do not mess with The Jeff. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/222 "2023-01-12T22:41:09Z")
Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/223 "2023-01-13T13:08:39Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/224 "2023-01-13T16:22:54Z")
I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/225 "2023-01-13T16:54:06Z")
What, are you a genius or something? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/226 "2023-01-13T20:02:35Z")
Genius! _Genius._ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/227 "2023-01-13T22:33:13Z")
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote – genius. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2023, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/228 "2023-01-13T23:06:52Z")
And now, a man who needs no introduction, so… here he is! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/229 "2023-01-14T13:48:55Z")
Heeeeere’s Johnny! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/230 "2023-01-14T14:37:29Z")
Carnac the Magnificent! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/231 "2023-01-14T15:35:32Z")
Hiyoooo! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/232 "2023-01-14T17:34:17Z")
The Top 10 Children’s Books NOT Recommended by the National Library Association: Number 10: “Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/233 "2023-01-15T22:57:21Z")
I proclaim this the summer of George. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/234 "2023-01-16T01:15:57Z")
I shall kiss him and love him and squeeze him and hug him and call him George. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/235 "2023-01-16T19:09:31Z")
A kiss always means something. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/236 "2023-01-16T20:23:31Z")
Being your friend should come with a warning label. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/237 "2023-01-16T21:07:49Z")
Well, this job requires somebody with no conscience, so naturally I thought of you. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/238 "2023-01-17T03:54:47Z")
Pretty girl, Sam. Be careful she doesn’t lose a baby tooth giving you a hickey. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/239 "2023-01-17T14:21:50Z")
How I Met Your Mother ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/240 "2023-01-17T16:31:51Z")
Magic moments between a man and a woman are spiritual and ought not to be screwed with. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=13)