# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 122
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2421 "2025-05-29T18:35:09Z")
Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2422 "2025-05-30T03:59:41Z")
Hey! Hey! we’re the Monkeys and people say we monkey around but we’re to busy singing to put anybody down! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2423 "2025-05-30T18:15:45Z")
Be a good little monkey. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2424 "2025-05-30T19:00:50Z")
You know, Ward, he was so sweet it almost makes up for not having a girl. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2425 "2025-05-31T02:09:19Z")
- You get the lipstick; I’ll get the bra and tennis balls. - 🎶 Oh Betty Luu-uke! - No! I will burn this house down! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2426 "2025-05-31T15:24:27Z")
“Does it have tennis courts?” “I don’t play tennis.” “No, but I do.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2427 "2025-05-31T20:47:33Z")
Well, his father told him that as you go through life, you have a lot more chance of meeting rich people if you know how to play tennis. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2428 "2025-06-01T19:13:52Z")
We did it, Mikey! We’re super rich again. And I’m going to buy a car. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2429 "2025-06-02T01:29:34Z")
SHELDON: Are there air bags? LEONARD: You don’t need air bags! SHELDON: But what if a simulated van rear-ends me? PENNY: I’ll hit you in the face with a pillow. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2430 "2025-06-02T16:12:56Z")
Plus my pillow and blanket fell into the pool. Disaster! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2431 "2025-06-02T18:29:33Z")
You and that stupid blanket! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2432 "2025-06-02T23:46:02Z")
Hey, I seem to remember someone bringing his security blanket to college. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2433 "2025-06-03T18:14:50Z")
Hey! He took my teddy bear! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2434 "2025-06-03T20:00:22Z")
I heard that you have an unusual brown bear. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2435 "2025-06-03T22:45:02Z")
🎶 Grizzly bear underwear, Turtles’ necks, I’ve got my share, Beret of poodle, on my noodle It shall rest. 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2436 "2025-06-04T00:28:57Z")
Today on _Ben_: Mothers and daughters reunited by their hatred of Homer Simpson. And here’s your host, Gentle Ben. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2437 "2025-06-04T20:43:06Z")
This ass is mine! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2438 "2025-06-04T22:38:00Z")
Matt Dillon has no strings attached to him, but he’s more mine than anyone else’s. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2439 "2025-06-04T23:52:54Z")
Sorry Leslie, I guess I prefer my space stringy not loopy. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2440 "2025-06-05T14:20:07Z")
There are no strings on me. (Note: Yes, this is in at least two movies, but this quote comes from the TV series DC’s Legends of Tomorrow.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=121) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=123)