# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 124
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2461 "2025-06-19T19:50:41Z")
Our polling shows that 72% of citizens are in favor of adding T-dazzle to their water, effectively killing Councilman Jamm’s so-called Clean water Bill. Eat it, Jamm. I won. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2462 "2025-06-20T17:12:55Z")
I dazzle. And I stretch. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2463 "2025-06-20T22:15:21Z")
My name’s David. I’m 24-years-old. Jade is definitely my alter ego. Basically she has more balls than I do. Not only am I gonna be able to show myself as Jade but I’m also gonna be able to showcase my talents as a dancer, as a performer, as everything all in one. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2464 "2025-06-20T23:20:47Z")
Look, I might be wearing women’s clothing, but you’re nuts! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2465 "2025-06-21T15:41:48Z")
It was the papaya nut oil I was using as a hair tonic. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2466 "2025-06-21T17:08:29Z")
Hello friends! I’m your Vitameatavegemin Girl! Are you tired, rundown, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this bittle lottle… uh, little bottle. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2467 "2025-06-21T17:16:24Z")
H-E-double N-I-G-A-N spells HENNIGAN! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2468 "2025-06-22T17:33:54Z")
Wait a minute. You two are double dating? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2469 "2025-06-22T18:24:04Z")
I marked her arm. I couldn’t tell them apart, so I put a mark on her arm. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2470 "2025-06-23T15:17:28Z")
Aw, that’s just a front! You watch him sometime when we’re singin’ ‘Leaning On The Everlasting Arms’. He don’t even know the words! He just moves his lips! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2471 "2025-06-25T01:57:04Z")
The time has come for you to lip sync for your life. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2472 "2025-06-25T13:23:42Z")
Nice to meet you, Rose Tyler. Now, run for your life! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2473 "2025-06-26T01:29:50Z")
I just can’t wait for the day when I see you walking out of this house carrying the same two cheap plastic suitcases that you walked in here with. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2474 "2025-06-26T02:34:22Z")
What’s happening? You keep a packed suitcase? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2475 "2025-06-26T14:08:52Z")
“You have a cocktail dress in your trunk?” “I’m not an animal, Rachel.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2476 "2025-06-26T17:08:00Z")
No jewelry. I always carry at least a pair of earrings in my purse. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2477 "2025-06-26T17:18:04Z")
Sheldon always carries his personal bottle of Purell with him. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2478 "2025-06-27T12:59:03Z")
That’s what I’m gonna do. Go by the filling station, get a bottle of pop, go home and take a nap. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2479 "2025-06-27T15:48:17Z")
soda pop, eh? I have something that’s even keener than soda pop. It’s called marijuana. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2480 "2025-06-29T18:20:38Z")
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