# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 126
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2501 "2025-07-04T10:42:04Z")
My legs… they’re broken. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2502 "2025-07-04T15:47:31Z")
All hail Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2503 "2025-07-04T16:42:02Z")
I’m a Rogue Night Elf, don’t you people read character descriptions? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2504 "2025-07-05T16:01:15Z")
[_complaining to his father and brother about his role in the school play_] I’d rather go out on the stage in my underwear than kiss a girl! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2505 "2025-07-05T20:06:15Z")
Do you still remember your first kiss? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2506 "2025-07-06T01:46:09Z")
Alright. Last night you gave me some excellent advice regarding my problem here at home. You kissed me, and then vomited on and off for forty minutes. Following which you passed out on your bathroom floor. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2507 "2025-07-06T18:47:48Z")
See, that’s it! Everybody always comes to you for advice. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2508 "2025-07-06T21:00:23Z")
It’s always good to try to understand other people’s feelings. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2509 "2025-07-07T15:07:43Z")
It’s all right to know feelings come and feelings go. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2510 "2025-07-07T19:41:26Z")
Sometimes your movements are so lifelike, I forget you’re not a real boy. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2511 "2025-07-07T21:52:32Z")
The rules are a lot easier on grownups than they are for little boys. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2512 "2025-07-08T06:10:32Z")
Do you believe in vampires, little boy? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2513 "2025-07-08T13:38:32Z")
Little buddy! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2514 "2025-07-08T16:34:56Z")
But you haven’t eaten yet. Perhaps you wish to reproduce? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2515 "2025-07-08T16:38:30Z")
I believe that one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of mee krob and spilt into two Sheldons. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2516 "2025-07-09T02:42:11Z")
Being split in two halves is no theory with me, Doctor. I have a human half, you see, as well as an alien half, submerged, constantly at war with each other. Personal experience, Doctor. I survive it because my intelligence wins out over both, makes them live together. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2517 "2025-07-09T14:42:03Z")
- They didn’t give us any homework. It’s not the kind of test in intelligence. - I guess they don’t teach intelligence in the Second Grade. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2518 "2025-07-09T14:51:11Z")
Research journal, entry one: I’m about to embark on one of the great challenges of my career: teaching Penny physics. I’m calling it Project Gorilla. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2519 "2025-07-10T12:59:46Z")
We’re gonna get audited, we’re gonna be evicted, we’re going BANKRUPT! Our lives are over Millie, all my hard work gone in a flash! Ohhh I should’ve been a theater critic, I have objectively correct opinions. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2520 "2025-07-10T18:10:00Z")
“We are I.R.S. agents. We do not pack.” “Well, do something. For goodness sake. Threaten them with an audit.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=125) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=127)