# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 128
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2541 "2025-07-17T17:22:40Z")
Alright. But I warn you, if this leads to harder drugs you’ll have to answer to my mom. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2542 "2025-07-17T22:43:05Z")
I’m not smothering, I’m just very aware of what my kids are doing 24/7. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2543 "2025-07-18T00:17:24Z")
“Oh, we always have one good kid and one lousy kid. Why can’t both our kids be good?” “We have three kids, Homer.” “Marge, the dog doesn’t count as a kid.” ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2544 "2025-07-18T01:14:41Z")
My momma was bending over killing these little puppies in the bathtub, and I remember I said “why?” and she said "I’m just killing what I can’t take care of. And then my momma said to me, she looked at me and she said, “I wish I could do that to you.” Maybe she shoulda. (laughs) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2545 "2025-07-18T04:25:08Z")
Mom says she saw you on TV. You’re in big trouble. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2546 "2025-07-18T04:58:05Z")
Your friend seems to know something. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2547 "2025-07-18T15:02:48Z")
I have an eidetic memory. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2548 "2025-07-18T15:14:17Z")
Ah, Master Rick, remember when you weren’t going to shoot me? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2549 "2025-07-18T18:15:04Z")
Funniest thing happened to me in Springfield. Wish I could remember what it was. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2550 "2025-07-19T15:15:08Z")
The next few months were a blur of partying. And shame. But Gob had a trick for helping him forget the shame. Unfortunately it also helped him forget that he tried to forget the shame. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2551 "2025-07-19T15:36:45Z")
When Dothraki are defeated in combat, they cut off their braids so the whole world can see their shame. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2552 "2025-07-19T15:56:50Z")
Shame! Shame! Shame! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2553 "2025-07-19T20:26:20Z")
Oh, my God. A woman who doesn’t even wanna see her own baby? I mean, what kind of a monster are you ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2554 "2025-07-19T20:32:50Z")
Is it me or is that the ugliest baby you’ve ever seen? ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2555 "2025-07-19T23:48:51Z")
I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2556 "2025-07-20T14:41:01Z")
These kids, the only way they’re going to be all they can be is to join the Marines. There are echoes where their brains should be. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2557 "2025-07-20T18:31:54Z")
Marines don’t use limos. We march. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2558 "2025-07-23T13:27:29Z")
In March the wind blows down the door And spills hot soup upon the floor. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2559 "2025-07-23T13:56:28Z")
No soup for you! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2560 "2025-07-23T14:17:34Z")
Oh, hey, soup’s gone. No soup here. Who mentioned soup? This is definitely a no-soup zone. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=127) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=129)