# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 129
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2561 "2025-07-23T15:43:16Z")
The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2562 "2025-07-24T15:45:18Z")
The weather started getting rough. The tiny ship was tossed. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2563 "2025-07-24T20:29:16Z")
Love Boat soon will be making another run The Love Boat promises something for everyone ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2564 "2025-07-25T17:28:34Z")
I promise you, nobody’s breaking in here. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2565 "2025-07-25T18:25:24Z")
Okay, let’s get this straight. I don’t care how much it costs. I don’t care how difficult it is to accomplish. I want a security system that will guarantee that every moment of our lives will be filled with a sense of absolute safety and contentment. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2566 "2025-07-25T18:56:19Z")
- I can’t believe it! If I hadn’t been working the dinner shift, I would’ve run right into the robbers. - Hey, there’s no reason for you to be scared. - I’m not scared. I would have gone all Nebraska on their asses. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2567 "2025-07-26T13:41:58Z")
O’ Boyle’s got me on the 8:00 shift, and he knows I’ve got my kids this week! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2568 "2025-07-27T21:22:47Z")
I don’t see why we need a babysitter! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2569 "2025-07-28T15:27:32Z")
“You need me to babysit.” “It’s just till Dad gets home.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2570 "2025-07-28T15:40:56Z")
Wait Till Your Father Gets Home! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2571 "2025-07-28T15:45:18Z")
It’s time for the feats of strength! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2572 "2025-07-28T18:50:28Z")
When you can snatch the pebble from my hand… ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2573 "2025-07-28T20:08:58Z")
I dare you to knock this off… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2025, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2574 "2025-07-29T17:34:21Z")
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2025, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2575 "2025-07-29T18:53:40Z")
[knock knock knock] All my friends. [knock knock knock] All my friends. [knock knock knock] All my friends. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2576 "2025-07-29T20:46:05Z")
Is it Door No. 1, Door No. 2 or Door No. 3 ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2025, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2577 "2025-07-30T13:05:40Z")
I gotta go for the envelope, Monty. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2025, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2578 "2025-07-30T16:44:21Z")
And the winner is… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2025, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2579 "2025-07-30T16:45:12Z")
Is that your final answer? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2025, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2580 "2025-07-30T18:06:27Z")
That’s the first question to answer if we’re going to find them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=128) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=130)