# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 131
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2601 "2025-08-06T00:17:25Z")
Five of us and Mom working all day We knew we could help her if our music would pay Danny got Reuben to sell our song And it really came together when Mom sang along ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2602 "2025-08-06T10:55:58Z")
Believe it or not, I’m walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free-eee-eee. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not it’s just me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2603 "2025-08-06T14:14:40Z")
Jack pulled a five-passenger sedan, loaded down with passengers, by his hair. Believe it, or not. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2604 "2025-08-06T23:36:32Z")
You know mom, the guy said they got a lady that wraps poison snakes around herself and everything. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2605 "2025-08-07T14:56:31Z")
The bite of an anaconda is very painful. I’ll have to hold on tight–he has over a hundred teeth and if he bites you you’ll never pull free. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2606 "2025-08-07T18:00:16Z")
Take a bite of an apple. Take a bite of a pear. Take a bite of the cookie that you left over there. Here’s one thing you should never do: don’t bite Taylor or Brandon or Sue, because people aren’t food! People aren’t food! Your friends will run away if they’re scared of being chewed! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2607 "2025-08-08T20:24:13Z")
Brandon, please, I’ve had quite enough praise for a while. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2608 "2025-08-08T22:28:03Z")
No. This is the kind of praise that isn’t applicable to any human. If it doesn’t feel like you’re worshiping a living god, you’re doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2609 "2025-08-09T15:17:54Z")
I’m afraid Indiana isn’t really known for its pagan worship. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2610 "2025-08-09T19:07:00Z")
Yiddish was not spoken in East Texas. And if it was, it wasn’t spoken for long. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2611 "2025-08-10T00:28:28Z")
- You know what you are? You’re a self-loathing Jew. - Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m Jewish. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2612 "2025-08-10T02:23:38Z")
Whattaya know? My first Jew! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2613 "2025-08-10T23:15:43Z")
Now, where did I put my yarmulke? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2614 "2025-08-10T23:16:38Z")
YOU"RE Christian? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2615 "2025-08-10T23:21:50Z")
I’m Batman. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2616 "2025-08-11T13:37:35Z")
Gory, gory Transylvania! Where wolves and bats will always maim ya. The murky moors will likely claim ya, As we go stumbling through, through, through, through. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2617 "2025-08-11T22:15:20Z")
They’re creepy and they’re kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They’re altogether ooky, The Addams Family. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2618 "2025-08-12T13:29:45Z")
The creep factor is also heightened. It could be anyone. It could be me. It’s not, though … ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2619 "2025-08-12T15:54:45Z")
He’s a creep. He’s a spoiled, arrogant, creepy creepwho’s just… He’s very creepy. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2620 "2025-08-12T22:14:34Z")
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