# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 132
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2621 "2025-08-13T19:53:55Z")
Anybody, want to go down to the candy store, get a Charlotte Russe ? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2622 "2025-08-14T01:00:49Z")
- Mama, can we have our candy back? - No! I ate it. I don’t need y’all getting any more cavitiesthan what y’all got. No cavities in this house. [drinks her sugar-filled drink] ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2623 "2025-08-14T01:56:48Z")
So, we bribed lily with all the soda she could drink. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2624 "2025-08-14T13:59:23Z")
“So this is just a straight up bribe?” “Oh, no. A bribe you can refuse.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2625 "2025-08-16T14:01:12Z")
- I hate to do it, Artie. But I think I’m gonna pass. Sorry. - Why not? - Cause if you don’t pay me back, I ain’t gonna be able to hurt ya. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2626 "2025-08-16T14:12:30Z")
Let’s say that I go out and spend fifty dollars on you. It’s a laborious activity. Because I have to imagine what you need whereas you know what you need. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2627 "2025-08-16T15:03:03Z")
There’s no need to call a lawyer, Mr. Ditka. You’re not being charged with a crime. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2628 "2025-08-17T20:51:05Z")
They need a real lawyer. Like Perry Mason. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2629 "2025-08-17T22:53:59Z")
You’re not just a lawyer now. You’re a witness. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2630 "2025-08-18T14:57:37Z")
Your grief might seem a little more real had you not just admitted you cut off your wife’s head. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2631 "2025-08-18T15:57:44Z")
You sad, sad, ungrateful traitors! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2632 "2025-08-18T18:42:04Z")
Shame! Shame! Shame! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2633 "2025-08-18T20:16:34Z")
I’m a baaaaad boy. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2634 "2025-08-18T20:22:31Z")
I’m a dirty girl. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2635 "2025-08-19T01:30:46Z")
Yes, dirty. Dirty, dirty… dirty. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2636 "2025-08-19T19:26:00Z")
He’s got two offshore bank accounts - on a sheriff’s salary. Randy, that guy is dirty and I can smell it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2637 "2025-08-22T12:29:07Z")
You smell that? That’s the smell of spring, and I love it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2638 "2025-08-22T14:28:12Z")
- Ooh, I thought I smelled pizza! - That’s remarkable. If pepperoni were an explosive substance you could replace German Shepherds at our nation’s airports. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2639 "2025-08-22T17:09:36Z")
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2640 "2025-08-23T13:40:36Z")
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