# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 134
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2661 "2025-09-03T23:23:22Z")
[_repeated line, whenever the Dynamic Duo are placed in an elaborate death-trap by the Special Guest Villain_] Holy cliffhangers, Batman! How are we gonna get out of this one? ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2662 "2025-09-04T06:37:20Z")
Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it’s together. And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2663 "2025-09-04T14:08:04Z")
_[Beaver’s teacher asks for a parent conference to discuss Beaver’s use of bad language, but Ward is out of town, so Beaver writes a note that he hopes will do the trick instead_] “Dear Miss Landers: We are allshocked by what The Beaver said, especially my wife, who is a lady. I have washed his mouth out with soap and have beat him up three times. I hope because I have done this so good, I won’t have to come down to school. Yours truly, Ward Cleaver, Theodore’s father.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2664 "2025-09-04T18:30:12Z")
(_praying_) And thank you for bringing Georgie tonight, even though you and I both know why he came. Speaking of which, whatever he’s praying for right now, ignore it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2665 "2025-09-04T18:58:56Z")
Look, don’t call me Georgie, chump. My name is George. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2666 "2025-09-04T20:28:42Z")
- wra wro wrorge!.. - [_Astro puts his paw on George;s shouldter_] ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2667 "2025-09-04T22:15:53Z")
Rooby Rooby Roo! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2668 "2025-09-04T23:05:51Z")
🎵 It turned out so right for strangers in the night Shooby dooby doo, ah dooba deeba, ya da da da da da da… 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2025, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2669 "2025-09-05T18:14:23Z")
“I mean, you go home at night and there’s nothing there but four cold walls. Emptiness and silence.” “Peace and quiet.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2670 "2025-09-06T01:21:09Z")
I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2671 "2025-09-06T19:16:18Z")
Golly! Suppose they spend the whole weekend not speaking to each other. What are we gonna do? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2025, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2672 "2025-09-07T01:30:19Z")
Marge, since I’m not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2673 "2025-09-08T13:22:01Z")
I’d like to introduce our new student: Lincoln’s little sister, Lisa Loud. Why don’t you sit next to your brother? Clyde, you don’t mind moving, do you? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2674 "2025-09-09T14:20:15Z")
- So, Sheldon, how’s it feel to get beaten up by a girl? - It’s not the first time. I have a twin sister whose assaults began in utero. If only I’d had the presence of mind to reabsorb her, then I’d have a mole with hair in it instead of a tedious yearly Christmas letter. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2675 "2025-09-09T17:56:07Z")
I was born on their twin planet. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2676 "2025-09-09T22:35:38Z")
We come from France. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2677 "2025-09-10T00:59:28Z")
You’ll have to excuse him, he’s from Barcelona. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2678 "2025-09-10T02:20:17Z")
Ye have angered the Angel! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2679 "2025-09-10T17:51:57Z")
An angel’s earthly form has nothing to do with what he looks like in Heaven, where only the soul is seen. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2680 "2025-09-10T18:10:20Z")
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