# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 136
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2701 "2025-09-19T22:33:32Z")
All I know is He’s a force bigger than both mom and dad, and you owe him big. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2702 "2025-09-21T19:32:26Z")
If it’s money that you need, I’ll pay you what I owe you. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2703 "2025-09-21T22:37:08Z")
- Wow, you got a lot of money in there. - That’s why it’s guarded by snakes. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2704 "2025-09-22T13:32:10Z")
Dude, you got me out of bed for a snake? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2025, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2705 "2025-09-25T13:33:11Z")
We’ll just put a crib at the foot of the bed. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2025, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2706 "2025-09-25T21:11:47Z")
See? He fits perfectly. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2025, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2707 "2025-09-29T16:32:50Z")
Don’t worry about it Eddie. I think he’s kinda suspected it for years. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2708 "2025-10-01T19:04:30Z")
“Oh, what do you have in the jar, Eddie?” “It’s my science project for school. It’s a black widow spider.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2709 "2025-10-02T21:37:52Z")
My third grade science project was watching a banana rot! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2025, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2710 "2025-10-03T14:53:55Z")
I’ll give you the banana. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2025, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2711 "2025-10-03T14:59:12Z")
The cool kids and I used to try to make them feel better by leaving banana bread outside their door. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2025, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2712 "2025-10-03T16:38:20Z")
There was no banana. There was no… There was no banana. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2025, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2713 "2025-10-03T17:00:47Z")
Abra-cadabra, Banana-Rama! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2025, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2714 "2025-10-03T22:30:08Z")
I’m sorry, you’ll have to speak a little louder, Bert. I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2715 "2025-10-04T22:29:05Z")
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go, Come along to bring you the Banana Splits Show. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2716 "2025-10-05T01:09:07Z")
Oh, yeah? Well, why don’t you make like a banana, and… and go away. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2717 "2025-10-05T01:49:05Z")
Yeah, but before I met up with her, I stopped to look at the monkeys, when all of a sudden I am hit in the face with a banana peel. I turn and look and there is this monkey really laughing it up. Then someone tells me that he did it. Well, I pick up the banana peel and I wait for that monkey to turn around. And then I… let him have it. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2718 "2025-10-05T13:34:08Z")
Would you like to touch my monkey? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2719 "2025-10-05T14:01:26Z")
Today’s the day a girl’s finally going to touch you in your little special place. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2025, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2720 "2025-10-06T13:48:02Z")
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