# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 137
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2025, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2721 "2025-10-06T15:32:32Z")
Oh, you actually thought I meant coffee? That’s so sweet. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2722 "2025-10-07T16:52:37Z")
And with the algebra lesson complete, George Michael pivoted back to his overtly sexual seduction. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2723 "2025-10-07T19:16:25Z")
Each week, this man J-Light teaches his protégé Bishop a chess lesson. Now, David thinks a code is maybe being passed within the lesson. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2724 "2025-10-08T01:48:22Z")
Kotter, these kids couldn’t pass a blood test without cheating. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2725 "2025-10-08T11:35:21Z")
Keep your bleeding heart out of my courtroom. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2726 "2025-10-09T21:13:34Z")
Incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2727 "2025-10-10T13:47:15Z")
When I refer to you in my article, would you prefer imbecile or incompetent? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2728 "2025-10-10T17:12:14Z")
How about this? You kiss ass at a drug company for fifteen years, you let one little strand of bacteria slip that causes a major disease, and suddenly, it’s good bye lab coat, hello mop. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2729 "2025-10-10T19:21:28Z")
Here, I am janitor. In former Soviet Union, I am physicist. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2730 "2025-10-12T13:33:39Z")
Since you’re a physicist, I wouldn’t mind if you stayed. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2731 "2025-10-12T18:24:00Z")
Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2732 "2025-10-12T21:52:04Z")
I just hope medical science can cure me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2733 "2025-10-13T13:57:42Z")
Let’s cure her with sunshine and puppies! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2734 "2025-10-13T22:31:22Z")
It’s a scale. That’s what your head weighs. It’s not. Come on. Just laugh. A little laugh. Laughter is the best medicine. A priest and a rabbi are leg wrestling. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2735 "2025-10-14T13:45:36Z")
You know what’s the matter with you guys? You laugh faster than the speed of sound. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2736 "2025-10-14T14:47:21Z")
- What the hell is wrong with you? - I’m the Flash. I just knocked 30,000 times. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2737 "2025-10-15T00:45:59Z")
I want you to open that door right now. Our daughter’s in there, and she’s drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2738 "2025-10-15T19:43:57Z")
My daughter is on the phone with her boyfriend. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2739 "2025-10-15T20:46:06Z")
Conversation leads to HPV! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2740 "2025-10-15T21:21:24Z")
. But please, if you don’t mind, for the sake of your old dad, keep the door open three inches. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=136) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=138)