# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 142
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2821 "2025-12-01T18:47:05Z")
We never would’ve upset you if we knew you had superpowers. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2822 "2025-12-02T00:31:40Z")
You’ll never guess my secret identity! Who’s on the inside hiding out? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2823 "2025-12-03T01:42:36Z")
No, why are you telling me? I mean, I know you’re gay. It’s obvious. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2824 "2025-12-03T15:14:54Z")
🎶 _We’ll have a gay old time!_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2825 "2025-12-03T16:28:33Z")
Exit, stage left. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2826 "2025-12-03T20:00:19Z")
I hate meeses to pieces! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2827 "2025-12-03T21:18:36Z")
Now I wanna remind everyone of the House of Mouse Rules: No smoking. No villainous schemes. And no guests eating other guests. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2025, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2828 "2025-12-04T23:46:31Z")
Oh, well, as it turns out, Kyle was not a cannibal. He was only killing and eating people because he was high on marijuana. [off their looks] What? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2829 "2025-12-05T02:37:45Z")
But if this leads to opiates or hallucinogenics you’re going to have to answer to my mother. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2830 "2025-12-05T17:57:24Z")
His tox screen was positive for opiates. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2831 "2025-12-05T20:28:49Z")
He just kept saying he wanted to - get further out. [Checks Blue Boy’s pulse] Well, he made it. He’s dead. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2832 "2025-12-06T16:06:01Z")
Why am I tied up? Why am I tied up? Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! [screams] Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2833 "2025-12-06T21:01:06Z")
You can move your hand, or you can lose it. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2834 "2025-12-07T17:39:11Z")
Oh, my God, my penis is having a heart attack. Don’t touch me, don’t touch me. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2835 "2025-12-07T21:23:19Z")
- Any news? - He might lose his foot. - Right when he got it in the door. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2836 "2025-12-08T19:08:19Z")
The door? Why would I go out the door? The window’s right here. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2837 "2025-12-08T19:10:45Z")
Hello, this is Carlton your doorman. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2838 "2025-12-09T02:46:26Z")
I’m sure he’s having a good laugh over this with his doorman buddies! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2839 "2025-12-09T13:10:08Z")
“Yeah, there’s nothing like a good ciggy, you know, light up with friends, relax, a few laughs…” (haughty laugh] “A couple more of those and your nose is gonna grow.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2840 "2025-12-09T18:37:02Z")
Beaver, you disobeyed me and you went out in your good clothes. And you ripped your trousers, and you lied to us. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=141) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=143)