# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 144
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2861 "2025-12-30T17:21:39Z")
We didn’t catch any fish, but Larry and I saw a man slip on a wet rock and heard everything he said. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2862 "2025-12-30T18:00:53Z")
- Did you laugh? - I fell out of my chair. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2863 "2025-12-31T00:42:23Z")
Ha ha! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2864 "2025-12-31T01:02:51Z")
Har har har dee har har! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2865 "2025-12-31T15:33:58Z")
Lippy the Lion and Hardy Har Har ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2866 "2025-12-31T15:41:39Z")
Exit, stage left! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2867 "2025-12-31T17:08:20Z")
Hoooooold on thar! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2868 "2026-01-01T19:51:26Z")
Wait until you park that mail truck of yours in an illegal spot some time! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2026, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2869 "2026-01-04T14:23:13Z")
Speedy delivery! Speedy delivery! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2026, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2870 "2026-01-04T14:38:32Z")
Hey Pizza! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2026, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2871 "2026-01-04T17:42:16Z")
If you’ve been good, pizza. If you’ve been bad… uh… let’s see… poison. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2026, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2872 "2026-01-04T20:32:45Z")
Estella here is being a bad doggie. And what does a bad doggie get? A bad doggie treat! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2873 "2026-01-05T01:31:56Z")
“Okay, I’m gonna stop you right there, bitch. First of all, we just woke up from a veeeery nasty shock. And I’m still feelin’ fuckin’ woozy, so I’m gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this. I mean, everyone gets coffee in shitty movies with scenes like this, am I right? I want somethin’ iced, bitch! Mox?” “I’ll have a Neapolitan cappuccino, more cappu- than -ccino, make sure it’s got no more than four ounces of milk; the beans won’t have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup-they always put “Foxy” or “Roxy”; I hate that. If you can’t handle that, I’ll have a Venti traditional misto. Please use soy milk, with two blond shots affogato _and ristretto!_ I’d also love… three vanilla pumps at the very bottom, then add the coffee after, then add–” “ENOUGH! We aren’t getting youse coffee!” “Wow. I was getting massive douche chills just there, Mox. Congrats!” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2874 "2026-01-05T01:35:11Z")
Hello. . . _Newman. . ._ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2875 "2026-01-05T14:36:26Z")
So come on in without a fuss Cause the magical garden is waiting for us! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2876 "2026-01-05T16:41:25Z")
Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2877 "2026-01-05T23:54:53Z")
It’s the New Zoo Revue, coming right at you. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2878 "2026-01-06T01:18:20Z")
Zoobily Zoo! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2879 "2026-01-07T00:14:34Z")
The petting zoo is closed? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2880 "2026-01-07T03:59:06Z")
When Manny was six, Javier took him to the petting zoo. I learned later that The Petting Zoo was the name of the strip club. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=143) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=145)