# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 145
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2881 "2026-01-07T17:07:35Z")
[_repeated line_] At the nudie bar. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2882 "2026-01-07T18:26:48Z")
Welcome to Bada Bing. Everything’s on the house. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2883 "2026-01-08T14:41:36Z")
The truck could use four new tires, this house could use a new paint job, and some decent furniture, and I, myself, could use some new clothing. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2884 "2026-01-08T14:42:51Z")
I saw it in the window and just had to try it on. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2885 "2026-01-08T14:44:07Z")
Bringing you lot up to speed is like trying to explain Norway to a dog. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2886 "2026-01-10T17:04:14Z")
Hey! Are you calling me stupid? You’re the one that’s stupid, okay? You jack-faced butthole! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2887 "2026-01-10T17:07:12Z")
It has a certain understated stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2888 "2026-01-10T20:23:09Z")
I cry because other people are stupid, and that makes me sad. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2889 "2026-01-10T21:58:22Z")
If you were that old, and that kind, and the very last of your kind, you couldn’t just stand there and watch children cry. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2890 "2026-01-12T03:00:37Z")
Ah, criminy. Here come the waterworks. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2891 "2026-01-12T15:20:53Z")
Have a good cry, Batman. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2026, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2892 "2026-01-15T14:15:56Z")
Think of it, Batman: to never again walk on a summer’s day, with the hot wind in your face and a warm hand to hold. Oh, yes. I’d kill for that. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2026, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2893 "2026-01-15T19:28:45Z")
So, what’s a guy gotta do to get a drink around here? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2026, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2894 "2026-01-15T19:44:02Z")
What’s a knockout like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2895 "2026-01-16T14:15:19Z")
I’m pursuing my lifelong quest for the perfect, the absolutely driest martini to be found in this or any other world. And I think I may have hit upon the perfect formula. You pour six jiggers of gin, and you drink it while staring at a picture of Lorenzo Schwartz, the inventor of vermouth. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2896 "2026-01-16T16:03:58Z")
I want a dry martini, Mr. Quang. I want it to be so dry that the olives have dust on them. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2897 "2026-01-16T16:36:59Z")
You don’t know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it’s good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it’s what men do. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2898 "2026-01-16T19:47:31Z")
Today we celebrate… beer. The cause of - and solution to - all of life’s problems. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2899 "2026-01-17T02:44:48Z")
That’s that amber sudsy stuff, right? I’ve heard good things about it! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2900 "2026-01-17T14:38:40Z")
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