# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 146
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2901 "2026-01-17T17:49:41Z")
- Hah! I win! - If you skip the part about being under a two-week quarantine because you were exposed to a deadly disease, then absolutely. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2902 "2026-01-17T18:16:51Z")
Bazinga! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2903 "2026-01-18T14:24:24Z")
I love it when a plan comes together! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2904 "2026-01-18T17:15:40Z")
What are we going to do tonight, Brain? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2905 "2026-01-18T19:28:47Z")
The human brain, it’s… it is the most complex, mysterious object in the universe. That means that what we do, it… it just doesn’t come with any guarantees. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2906 "2026-01-18T21:57:34Z")
Brain and brain—what is brain? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2026, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2907 "2026-01-19T16:00:49Z")
From your hearing and touch To your sight and taste and smell, They let your brain react To all the messages they tell. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2026, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2908 "2026-01-19T19:38:46Z")
Have you recently suffered a blow to the head? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2026, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2909 "2026-01-21T19:24:34Z")
Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. The Big Giant Head is unable to take your call at this time. You must wait until your call is answered. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2026, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2910 "2026-01-21T23:13:17Z")
Shazbot! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2026, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2911 "2026-01-22T00:10:39Z")
Danger, Will Robinson! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2026, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2912 "2026-01-22T02:31:53Z")
Red alert! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2026, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2913 "2026-01-22T15:09:00Z")
A lot you know. My hair is naturally red. Isn’t it Ethel? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2026, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2914 "2026-01-22T22:05:05Z")
Well, the curtain matches the drapes, if that’s what you’re asking. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2026, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2915 "2026-01-23T14:45:05Z")
Get ready to match the stars! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2026, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2916 "2026-01-23T20:51:45Z")
“Until the Myanmarese government…” “Put a bounty on your head.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2917 "2026-01-24T03:20:19Z")
A Shaolin Monk… does not sell himself for a handful of rice. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2918 "2026-01-24T15:30:29Z")
Yeah, we don’t see a lot of potatoes around here. We’re rice men. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2919 "2026-01-27T17:19:43Z")
Are you kidding? I’ve been in an out of every kind of trouble there is in school. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2920 "2026-01-27T17:39:43Z")
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