# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 147
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2921 "2026-01-28T14:31:30Z")
I’m not driving 45 minutes a day! You can’t go to that school! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2922 "2026-01-28T14:36:10Z")
Dad, can I borrow the car? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2923 "2026-01-28T17:58:58Z")
But believe it or not my mother dear decided she’d come back. As a car… She’s my very own guiding star. A 1928 Porter. That’s my mother dear. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2924 "2026-01-28T21:05:32Z")
Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2925 "2026-01-29T15:44:27Z")
I’m coming, Beany Boy! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2026, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2926 "2026-01-31T06:54:15Z")
Just the thought of Beast Boy… and me… 😍 ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2026, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2927 "2026-02-01T12:45:43Z")
Although we cannot be together, we will never, ever, be apart. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2026, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2928 "2026-02-04T22:06:08Z")
I bet we’ve been together for a million years. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2026, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2929 "2026-02-05T18:02:58Z")
🎶 _Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait –_ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2026, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2930 "2026-02-05T23:56:21Z")
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones They’re the modern stone age family From the town of Bedrock They’re a page right out of history ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2931 "2026-02-06T00:19:04Z")
Jerry’s cousin Jeffrey works at the Parks Department! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2932 "2026-02-06T15:06:01Z")
- My wife and I have a time share. - In Muncie??? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2933 "2026-02-06T16:02:55Z")
People say Hawkins is cursed. They are not way off. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2934 "2026-02-06T18:34:14Z")
My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2935 "2026-02-06T18:45:55Z")
You know, people think I’m smart, but I’m not smart. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2936 "2026-02-06T22:50:16Z")
- !Well, gee, Mom. You sure are lucky. - Well, why do you say that, Wally? - On account that they hadn’t invented intelligence when you went to high school. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2937 "2026-02-07T02:12:37Z")
You’d have to keep a thing like this under wraps. I mean, just think about it, okay? First, the stock market would go. Then the economy, boom! The dollar, boom! And then pandemonium in the streets. War, genocide, ba-ba-ba-ba, boom, boom, boom! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2938 "2026-02-07T02:20:03Z")
Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2939 "2026-02-07T02:46:16Z")
Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2940 "2026-02-07T14:34:07Z")
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