# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 148
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2941 "2026-02-07T19:11:41Z")
And Brownie, they got ‘im up at the happy house in New Hampshire, feedin’ 'im tapioca with a spoon. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2942 "2026-02-08T13:32:13Z")
Here we are, face to face, A couple of silver spoons. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2943 "2026-02-08T22:30:28Z")
The champagne was obviously frozen in the bottle at some point. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2944 "2026-02-09T15:00:55Z")
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2945 "2026-02-09T17:09:50Z")
It was delicious. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2946 "2026-02-09T22:37:22Z")
Kale was not a good idea. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2026, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2947 "2026-02-10T16:08:59Z")
You can really taste the kale. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2026, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2948 "2026-02-10T16:46:01Z")
Could I have the mixed vegetables instead of the baked potato, please? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2026, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2949 "2026-02-10T17:03:33Z")
No meat, no leftovers, no butter, and absolutely no soft cheeses of any kind! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2026, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2950 "2026-02-11T03:18:13Z")
My lactose-intolerant boyfriend is going to eat all this and I’m going to climb onto his back and rocket to the moon. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2026, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2951 "2026-02-11T12:37:15Z")
“This is Nelson, flier through the moons of space.” ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2952 "2026-02-14T15:54:14Z")
“HA ha!” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2953 "2026-02-14T16:05:24Z")
Nice try, Barney! Nice try. [both laughing] ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2954 "2026-02-14T17:27:03Z")
You should’ve seen them, Barney. Swarming around me, like a plague of locusts. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2955 "2026-02-15T12:42:53Z")
Then Fish runs in the alley and he leaps over us like one of those, what do you call those things in Africa that run and leap in the air? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2956 "2026-02-15T17:13:43Z")
Run with the speed of gazelles. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2957 "2026-02-15T19:02:40Z")
I’m the Flash. I just knocked 30,000 times. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2958 "2026-02-16T14:23:59Z")
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2959 "2026-02-16T15:50:32Z")
Penny, (knockknockknock) Penn, (knockknockknock) Penny (knockknockknock) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2960 "2026-02-16T18:18:37Z")
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