# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 149
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2961 "2026-02-16T21:34:46Z")
My father caught me eating pie in bed. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2962 "2026-02-17T02:14:00Z")
Alright, pie. I’m just gonna do this (chomp chomp chomp), and if you get eaten it’s your own fault. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2963 "2026-02-17T19:58:44Z")
I thought you could use some pie. It’s nice and hot. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2026, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2964 "2026-02-18T00:18:32Z")
Damn good coffee! And hot! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2026, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2965 "2026-02-18T17:53:28Z")
Oh! This coffee’s bitter. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2026, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2966 "2026-02-18T18:57:03Z")
The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2967 "2026-02-19T12:14:19Z")
Outside it’s the 1990s, but in this house, it’s 1954. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2968 "2026-02-19T15:21:10Z")
I built you this house exactly the way you wanted it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2969 "2026-02-19T16:47:16Z")
🎶 _The house is a museum…_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2970 "2026-02-20T15:35:44Z")
Batman, a new villain has commandeered the Gotham Museum. He’s frozen the antiquities wing. He’s turned the security guards into blocks of ice. He’s calling himself Mr. Freeze. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2026, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2971 "2026-02-21T18:03:34Z")
Even though you are a taxpayer, you know, we don’t actually work for you personally. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2026, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2972 "2026-02-21T18:37:51Z")
Hey, I live here! My taxes pay your salary! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2026, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2973 "2026-02-21T19:04:32Z")
“One million dollars?” “The taxes have already been paid. It’s all yours, Miss Martinson.” ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2026, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2974 "2026-02-22T06:01:44Z")
What do you expect, roses? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2026, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2975 "2026-02-22T15:01:37Z")
Rose Tyler would care. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2026, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2976 "2026-02-22T16:59:27Z")
- Aw, Rose, did you have a leak in your room too? - No, Dorothy. I was just milking the cow I keep in my closet. Wow, with only three hours of sleep, I can be as bitchy as you! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2026, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2977 "2026-02-23T16:01:13Z")
Yeah, go back to bed, you stupid cow! Double crosser! Radio eater! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2026, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2978 "2026-02-23T22:27:27Z")
Honey, I complain about youre performance all the time… you don’t care. Sometimes you don’t even wake up. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2979 "2026-02-24T07:30:57Z")
If your babies were having a nightmare, I mean the real screaming meemies, you’d want to wake them up, wouldn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2980 "2026-02-24T10:25:54Z")
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