# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 154
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3061 "2026-03-25T23:30:40Z")
He’s dead, Jim. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3062 "2026-03-26T00:16:58Z")
Tomorrow night, we’re bringing Buffy back. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3063 "2026-03-26T13:39:06Z")
I’ve seen more orderly behavior in a Ritz Brothers movie! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3064 "2026-03-26T13:42:52Z")
I went to university for a year as well, before I dropped out, so I’m a quitter. So, er, form an orderly queue, ladies. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3065 "2026-03-26T16:38:54Z")
But, Sheldon, without your insight and leadership, this enterprise will surely fail. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3066 "2026-03-26T18:50:26Z")
Well, imagine a boy without enough gumption to wanna be class president! [_with a hillbilly accent_] Gumption! Well, for land sakes, Granny! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3067 "2026-03-26T20:06:02Z")
Granny, I got a idea. Let’s get us a bull. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3068 "2026-03-27T20:32:53Z")
I remember one time when I was about your age, I climbed over this fence into this farmer’s field and I come face-to-face with a great big ol’ bull. And he had the meanest disposition and the longest horns. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2026, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3069 "2026-03-28T16:33:05Z")
You don’t come to a place like the Chuck House for chicken. You want steak. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2026, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3070 "2026-03-28T16:39:21Z")
It’s not fair that people are seated first come, first served. It should be based on who’s the hungriest! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2026, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3071 "2026-03-28T17:20:50Z")
Oh, that brisket’s not sitting well. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2026, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3072 "2026-03-29T13:16:47Z")
“Tur-briska-fil?” “Turkey stuffed with brisket stuffed with gefilte fish. It’s not as good as it sounds.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2026, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3073 "2026-03-29T14:48:06Z")
I love a good blitz with sour cream. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2026, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3074 "2026-03-29T16:07:02Z")
So that’s all for today on The French Chef. This is Julia Child, bon appetit! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2026, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3075 "2026-03-29T16:31:33Z")
Tune in tomorrow! Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2026, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3076 "2026-03-29T16:54:15Z")
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA. . .Batmannnnn! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2026, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3077 "2026-03-29T16:55:41Z")
How purr-fectly purrrrr-fect. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2026, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3078 "2026-03-29T18:29:04Z")
Holy tinted tabulation! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3079 "2026-03-30T13:28:48Z")
The wonderful world of color! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3080 "2026-03-30T16:46:45Z")
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