# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 156
**Author:** ![VanillaHazelnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5daacb/32.png) [@VanillaHazelnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VanillaHazelnut)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3101 "2026-04-05T14:26:56Z")
“It was like a knife in his heart when she stuck that fork in his back.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3102 "2026-04-06T13:34:35Z")
Do you think this is sharp enough to cut a lop of hair? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3103 "2026-04-06T19:31:12Z")
Beaver, it would have been very easy for me to forgive you if you had just stood up and said, “Dad, I lost my money and Wally gave me the haircut.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3104 "2026-04-06T21:45:29Z")
Okay that’s enough. The poor guy’s had a tough time. He had to spend an entire afternoon in jail, wearing that suit. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3105 "2026-04-07T14:22:44Z")
Not mad about his tailor, are you? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3106 "2026-04-07T15:57:51Z")
June, why are you defending that suit? That’s the most horrible-looking thing I ever saw. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3107 "2026-04-07T16:08:34Z")
Missed it by _that_ much! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3108 "2026-04-07T17:21:05Z")
The Year of Sue is ruined! I missed everything. I missed all the sign-ups for all the committees. I missed the senior panoramic picture. I missed the candlelight ceremony where the seniors light the candles for the juniors. I missed the senior pep rally and the senior spirit rally, and I know those sound like the same thing, but they are not. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3109 "2026-04-07T18:17:11Z")
And that’s how Sue (makes the sign of a C) C’s (sees) it! ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3110 "2026-04-08T09:28:41Z")
Brought to you by the letter “C”! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3111 "2026-04-08T10:37:17Z")
C is for Cookie, that’s good enough for me. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3112 "2026-04-08T16:53:29Z")
Do you want a cookie? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3113 "2026-04-08T18:09:29Z")
Give him a cookie, and he will go away. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3114 "2026-04-08T18:19:13Z")
“Nom nom nom nom nom!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3115 "2026-04-08T19:37:42Z")
You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it, like a salad bar. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3116 "2026-04-08T23:08:06Z")
You don’t win friends with salad! You don’t win friends with salad! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3117 "2026-04-09T14:33:55Z")
Here is your salad, your vegetable, your meat. Live it up! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3118 "2026-04-09T15:08:26Z")
What did you make that’s so special? Sardine casserole with a kind of an oatmeal cookie crust. I hope you like it. There’s a lot. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3119 "2026-04-09T15:39:58Z")
Did you remember to ask for the chicken with broccoli to be diced and not shredded? (Yes.) Even though the menu description specifies shredded? (Yes.) Brown rice, not white? (Yes.) Did you stop at the Korean grocery and get the good hot mustard? (Yes.) Did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market? (Yes.) Thank you. (You’re welcome.) …What took you so long? ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3120 "2026-04-09T19:12:29Z")
Custard- Good. Jam- Good. Meat- Good. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=155) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=157)