# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 161
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2026, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3201 "2026-05-07T14:39:04Z")
I was. Lou Prozotovich, their founder, was an office supplies salesman. One day, he had an interesting idea. Maybe he can write a book to help people organize their offices. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3202 "2026-05-07T17:10:51Z")
He put my stuff in Jell-O again! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2026, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3203 "2026-05-07T22:45:24Z")
You got your chocolate in my peanut butter! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2026, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3204 "2026-05-07T22:58:59Z")
Mmm, mmm, good! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2026, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3205 "2026-05-07T23:15:42Z")
Good cracker. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3206 "2026-05-08T02:56:43Z")
“I cant believe I ate the whole thing!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3207 "2026-05-08T12:58:53Z")
At least I can smell the food. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3208 "2026-05-08T13:55:14Z")
Ever since that bottle rocket went off up my nose, I’ve permanently lost my sense of tastes and smell. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3209 "2026-05-08T15:18:11Z")
To the moon, Alice! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3210 "2026-05-08T15:52:26Z")
White House, this is Alpha Control. Message for president on scrambler. Mr. President, status control on Jupiter 2. As of this moment, the spacecraft has passed the limits of our galaxy. It’s presumed to be hopelessly lost in space. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3211 "2026-05-09T03:50:51Z")
Welcome back to another thrilling (and highly unscientific) installment of “Pigs In Spaaaaace”! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3212 "2026-05-09T14:03:46Z")
The time is the space age, the place is a barren landscape of a rock-walled canyon that lies millions of miles from the planet Earth. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3213 "2026-05-09T15:13:50Z")
It’s about time, It’s about space, About two men in the strangest place. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3214 "2026-05-09T18:19:58Z")
“Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.” ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3215 "2026-05-09T19:29:53Z")
Space: the final frontier. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3216 "2026-05-10T15:37:25Z")
Davy, Davy Crocket, king of the wild frontier! ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3217 "2026-05-10T20:43:24Z")
Daniel Boone was a man. Yes a big man! With an eye like an eagle and as tall as a mountain was he. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3218 "2026-05-10T20:50:08Z")
But this mighty beast can be a friend of man So says the legend, the legend of King Kong You know the name of King Kong You know the fame of King Kong, ten times big as a man ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3219 "2026-05-10T21:46:37Z")
Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3220 "2026-05-10T21:49:17Z")
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