# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 165
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3281 "2026-05-23T07:36:54Z")
Hidely ho, neighbor! ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2026, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3282 "2026-05-24T00:52:26Z")
Homer- I hope I didn’t brain my damage. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2026, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3283 "2026-05-24T02:08:11Z")
Have you suffered a recent blow to the head? ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2026, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3284 "2026-05-24T19:39:05Z")
It just hurts so damn much! Aaaah! ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2026, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3285 "2026-05-24T21:38:18Z")
I’m not writing you another Vicodin prescription! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3286 "2026-05-25T15:36:16Z")
When I can’t stop my fiddlin’, I just takes me Ritalin… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3287 "2026-05-25T18:02:38Z")
The secret compartment of my ring I fill with an Underdog super-energy pill. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3288 "2026-05-25T20:06:44Z")
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder Fighting all who rob or plunder ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3289 "2026-05-25T21:42:34Z")
Here I come to save the day! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3290 "2026-05-25T22:28:28Z")
Faster than a speeding bullet! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3291 "2026-05-25T22:39:53Z")
Shazam! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3292 "2026-05-25T22:57:33Z")
_“Spa-a-a-a-ace Gho-o-o-o-o-ost!”_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3293 "2026-05-26T01:31:50Z")
Flame on! ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3294 "2026-05-26T03:15:10Z")
Aw Race, you scared off that dolphin before I could take its picture… Okay, as long as it wasn’t on porpoise. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3295 "2026-05-26T13:54:17Z")
What is it, boy? Mitchell? He’s in trouble? Trapped in a hole? Show me! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3296 "2026-05-26T17:06:32Z")
[_Discovering that Beaver is the one stuck in the soup bowl on the billboard_] Oh fireman, save my child! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3297 "2026-05-27T18:59:37Z")
You know God put him on Earth for just one reason: to be a firefighter. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3298 "2026-05-27T19:27:08Z")
“A fire station just isn’t a fire station without a pole.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3299 "2026-05-28T01:51:47Z")
By all means, Claire, we want you looking your sexiest for when the hunky, gay firemen are here! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3300 "2026-05-28T14:11:20Z")
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