# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 168
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3341 "2026-06-08T19:09:22Z")
Beer, now there’s a temporary solution ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3342 "2026-06-08T19:21:42Z")
Norm! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3343 "2026-06-08T22:15:42Z")
Hello, Newman. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3344 "2026-06-09T04:19:06Z")
That’s my name, don’t wear it out! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3345 "2026-06-09T13:13:00Z")
Ignorance, thy name is Scott and I’m certainly not proud of it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3346 "2026-06-09T14:48:25Z")
Zorro! The fox of cunning and creed! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3347 "2026-06-09T16:08:15Z")
I’m the Flash. I just knocked 30,000 times. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3348 "2026-06-09T18:56:13Z")
If you get dispatched to a loud party, make sure they know you’re not the stripper. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3349 "2026-06-10T14:04:37Z")
Where the music stinks and they water the drinks. The nudie bar. Where the girlies dance in their underpants. The nudie bar. Where you see their butt and their trap stays shut. The nudie bar. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3350 "2026-06-10T14:41:07Z")
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown Canyonero! Canyonero! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3351 "2026-06-10T18:20:58Z")
I’m one of the girls who rented your truck in Orly County. You helped us get away from that crooked Sheriff Lobo. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3352 "2026-06-10T18:32:36Z")
Blood is thicker than water, but money is thicker than blood ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3353 "2026-06-11T01:37:27Z")
- So, I’ve got a gunshot wound. That’s pretty bad-ass. - No, you’ve got a Reebok with a gunshot hole and an ouchie on your pinkie toe. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3354 "2026-06-11T14:02:59Z")
I’ll never be able to shake you; whenever I see a pair of big feet or a cheesy mustache, I’ll think of you. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3355 "2026-06-11T16:21:33Z")
There’s only two kinds of guys who wear mustaches: cowboys and gay guys ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3356 "2026-06-11T17:22:13Z")
I never said a guy who wears glasses is a queer. A guy who wears glasses is a four-eyes. A guy who is a fag is a queer. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3357 "2026-06-12T13:31:18Z")
That’s it? Did it occur to you that he might be wearing contacts? ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3358 "2026-06-12T18:14:59Z")
You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3359 "2026-06-12T20:35:53Z")
[POW!] [WHAM!] [BOP!!] captions over action ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3360 "2026-06-12T20:44:07Z")
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