# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 170
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2026, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3381 "2026-06-18T18:56:24Z")
Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3382 "2026-06-19T00:39:39Z")
No! I’m just genuinely concerned you’re going to embarrass yourself or me. At least look up the difference between astrology and astronomy. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3383 "2026-06-19T00:58:43Z")
The cosmos is interesting rather than perfect, and everything is not part of some greater plan, nor is all necessarily under control. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3384 "2026-06-19T04:53:49Z")
But I’m Cosmo, Jerry! I’m Cosmo Kramer! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3385 "2026-06-19T11:53:55Z")
She was Rick’s daughter, Jerry. She had options! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3386 "2026-06-19T13:53:41Z")
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3387 "2026-06-19T18:40:26Z")
Not that there’s anything wrong with that ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3388 "2026-06-19T21:14:11Z")
It’s a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it’s very wrong to say it’s a suspension bridge. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2026, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3389 "2026-06-20T18:46:49Z")
There’s a AAA battery in my macaroni and cheese! It counts as a vegetable. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2026, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3390 "2026-06-20T20:20:45Z")
Batteries not included. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2026, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3391 "2026-06-20T20:30:40Z")
If you don’t take out his battery, he just keeps going all day. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2026, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3392 "2026-06-21T13:15:38Z")
Ya know, since it was such a hard day, why don’t you take a week off? ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2026, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3393 "2026-06-21T19:00:50Z")
One loaded goat around here is all we need. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3394 "2026-06-22T13:38:26Z")
The beautiful thing about a goat—doesn’t cost nothing to feed 'em, they’ll eat almost anything! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3395 "2026-06-22T14:29:21Z")
'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless eating machine. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3396 "2026-06-22T14:31:57Z")
Consume vast quantities. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3397 "2026-06-22T16:58:33Z")
Would you like a dinner mint? It’s wafer thin! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3398 "2026-06-22T19:04:46Z")
My cats breath smells like cat food. T ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3399 "2026-06-22T19:23:46Z")
I tawt I taw a puddy tat! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3400 "2026-06-22T21:52:21Z")
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