# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 172
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2026, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3421 "2026-06-28T13:48:12Z")
You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn’t in a garage. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2026, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3422 "2026-06-28T15:44:28Z")
The “garage”? Hey fellas, the “garage”! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2026, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3423 "2026-06-29T14:04:45Z")
As a matter of fact, I bought one at the Control garage sale, it’s hanging over my bed. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2026, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3424 "2026-06-29T16:04:36Z")
I hate yard sales! The only difference between this and a home invasion is I get to shoot people at a home invasion! ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2026, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3425 "2026-06-29T18:45:02Z")
Elvis used a thermos? That’s it? For twenty bucks, it better come with his teeth in it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3426 "2026-06-30T15:55:09Z")
Jon Voight bit you? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2026, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3427 "2026-06-30T19:04:41Z")
If she’s bit, there’s spit. If there’s spit, there’s DNA. Swab her neck! ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3428 "2026-07-05T19:02:13Z")
Being the finest surgeon in Korea is like being the greatest prima ballerina in Galveston. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3429 "2026-07-05T22:40:21Z")
Look, you’re a good surgeon, but ever since I came here, you’ve been nothing but bad jokes. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3430 "2026-07-05T22:46:26Z")
It is in the nature of medicine, that you are gonna screw up. You are gonna kill someone. If you can’t handle that reality, pick another profession or finish medical school and teach. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3431 "2026-07-09T04:04:07Z")
And wear a jacket. Don’t be a big shot! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3432 "2026-07-09T13:21:40Z")
Dear, I’m not defending it. I agree with you. But we made a bargain with him. Now, you said he could buy a suit and you wouldn’t criticize it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3433 "2026-07-09T13:26:33Z")
Nothing suits him like a suit. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3434 "2026-07-09T18:36:18Z")
Dude… where’s your suit? Just once, when I say ‘suit up,’ I wish you’d put on a suit. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3435 "2026-07-09T21:00:29Z")
Ooh, the Priya bashing’s starting early. Yay. Okay, what’s up with those pantsuits? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3436 "2026-07-10T14:21:18Z")
I hope that’s not a good suit. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3437 "2026-07-11T02:41:15Z")
It’s after 6 o’clock, Lemon. What am I, a farmer? ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3438 "2026-07-11T03:51:00Z")
Excuse, Ma’am, but might I just say how beautiful you are, and I look forward to seeing you ride that electric wheelchair towards me on a very bumpy road… in a town where everyone’s naked ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3439 "2026-07-13T23:25:53Z")
Okay, dude, I’m the black guy in a wheelchair. I’ll decide who the bigots are. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3440 "2026-07-16T21:20:41Z")
Some jerk parked in a handicap spot, so this woman in a wheelchair had to wheel up this incline, and half way up her batteries gave up, and she rolled backwards into the wall. Had to take her to St. Elizabeth’s… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=171) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=173)