# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 173
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3441 "2026-07-17T00:48:37Z")
Signed, Epstein’s Mother. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3442 "2026-07-18T14:54:04Z")
Yes, indeed. His mother’s very upset. We sent him to school this morning, a fine, strapping boy. And tonight he came home looking like a rather ugly girl. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3443 "2026-07-18T19:05:02Z")
What an honor, in my class, all four Marx brothers: Wacko, Stupo, Jerko, and Dummo. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2026, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3444 "2026-07-21T17:07:42Z")
Daddy, I’m afraid that if I keep doing this, people are gonna think that I’m all body and no… [forgets what she’s talking about] ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2026, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3445 "2026-07-21T21:44:29Z")
What do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of “No TV and no beer make Homer something-something…” ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2026, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3446 "2026-07-21T23:01:39Z")
Welcome to Santa’s Village, where it’s Christmas everyday! Closed on Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3447 "2026-07-23T13:15:01Z")
I can see why that’s a Christmas you’ll never forget. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3448 "2026-07-23T13:57:42Z")
If we can delay it long enough, his kids won’t have to think of Christmas as the day their daddy died. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3449 "2026-07-24T13:33:17Z")
Elmo thinks it’s important to be kind because if you’re kind to somebody, then they’ll be kind to somebody, and it goes on and on and on. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3450 "2026-07-25T00:54:03Z")
You’ve got spunk. _(pause)_ I hate spunk. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3451 "2026-07-25T03:22:48Z")
I’m an experienced woman. I’ve been around… Well, all right, I might not’ve been _around_, but I’ve been… nearby. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3452 "2026-07-25T03:53:49Z")
Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3453 "2026-07-25T15:19:13Z")
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3454 "2026-07-25T15:51:35Z")
Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3455 "2026-07-25T18:05:38Z")
“Monday, one day, Tuesday, two day, Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday, the third day!”\* ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3456 "2026-07-25T23:21:00Z")
Saturday, what a day. Rockin’ all week for you! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3457 "2026-07-26T03:09:53Z")
Wait a minute… This sounds like rock and/or roll. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3458 "2026-07-26T19:01:25Z")
You boys look great, [but] you ought to smile a little more.” – Ed Sullivan speaking backstage with Jim Morrison and the band before The Doors performance. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3459 "2026-07-26T23:11:42Z")
My little Chickadees… QUIET! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2026, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3460 "2026-07-27T02:37:47Z")
Where we’re from, the birds sing a pretty song and there’s always music in the air. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=172) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=174)