# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/341 "2023-02-07T00:09:53Z")
Sing the praises of pants! Nothing better shows good taste than what I wear beneath my waist. Hey, pants! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/342 "2023-02-07T03:30:32Z")
Haley thinks quantum theory is a game show, and Luke tried to take his pants off over his head. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/343 "2023-02-07T06:10:02Z")
Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/344 "2023-02-07T16:02:49Z")
The human male goes through three stages. From a messy little boy in dirty jeans and a sweatshirt to a neat young man. He gets married and he goes right back to the dirty jeans and the sweatshirt. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/345 "2023-02-07T20:01:53Z")
I’ve been trying to get him into big boy clothes for years. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/346 "2023-02-07T21:25:56Z")
It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear. ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/347 "2023-02-07T21:37:33Z")
[Screaming in agony] “I’m on fiiiiiiire!” “Yes, I’m rather regretting my choice of undergarments today, too.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/348 "2023-02-07T23:28:12Z")
Well, what’s the matter with _you?_ Look what you did to my tree! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/349 "2023-02-08T00:08:52Z")
Watch out for that tree! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/350 "2023-02-08T01:46:42Z")
It’s all right; he’s from Barcelona! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/351 "2023-02-08T06:49:28Z")
Good job, Milhouse! Keep up the chatter! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/352 "2023-02-08T19:16:23Z")
A lock of the guard’s hair turned white and his teeth began to chatter. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/353 "2023-02-08T19:50:09Z")
Now see. . .that button’s out of place. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/354 "2023-02-08T22:17:58Z")
Push the button, Frank! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/355 "2023-02-09T04:59:29Z")
What contest in hell did I win? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/356 "2023-02-09T13:21:04Z")
A Year At The Top ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/357 "2023-02-09T18:12:57Z")
Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It’s like a leper colony down there. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/358 "2023-02-09T19:30:42Z")
Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/359 "2023-02-09T20:16:41Z")
How did you do? Why don’t you ask the shattered remains of this pedestrian HOW DID YOU DO? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/360 "2023-02-10T17:06:42Z")
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