# Speak to me in...TV quotes!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2026, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3681 "2026-11-05T00:00:02Z")

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Kotter, these kids couldn’t pass a blood test without cheating.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2026, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3682 "2026-11-05T13:14:41Z")

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I want to give them a little more time to cheat.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2026, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3683 "2026-11-05T16:14:52Z")

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I know, you’ve been saying that for twenty years because you know you can’t beat me. You couldn’t beat me then and you can’t beat me now.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2026, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3684 "2026-11-06T18:53:16Z")

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Lady Elaine has just heard about the contest, and all she’s thinking about is winning. Not doing, but winning. It should be the fun of doing it.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2026, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3685 "2026-11-06T21:08:43Z")

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Whoever said ‘cheaters never win’ clearly didn’t have ghosts helping them do it

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2026, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3686 "2026-11-06T21:58:24Z")

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[Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2026, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3687 "2026-11-06T22:06:31Z")

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Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you’ve had a cootie shot.

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