# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/361 "2023-02-10T19:59:43Z")
They say no one’s ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this - I came as close as anyone ever has. And if it hadn’t been for that five-car pile-up on Rockaway Boulevard, that numbskull would be on a plane for Seattle right now instead of looking for a parking space downstairs. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/362 "2023-02-10T23:36:30Z")
Car 54, Where Are You? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/363 "2023-02-11T00:09:07Z")
The Twilight Zone. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/364 "2023-02-11T02:41:53Z")
And we’re back. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/365 "2023-02-11T16:40:02Z")
No flipping! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/366 "2023-02-11T18:54:43Z")
Say goodbye to all the times you felt lost, to all the times it was a ‘no’ instead of a ‘yes,’ to all the scrapes and bruises, to all the heartache. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/367 "2023-02-11T19:32:31Z")
And Love won’t hurt anymore It’s an open smile on a friendly shore. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2023, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/368 "2023-02-12T14:05:50Z")
… and _loving_ it! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2023, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/369 "2023-02-12T19:17:51Z")
I _love_ you, but I **hate** you. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2023, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/370 "2023-02-12T19:51:17Z")
Hate is such a strong word. Let’s say I don’t not like that you make me want to smash your face in when I see you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2023, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/371 "2023-02-12T22:33:50Z")
I won’t say I hate it; it’s just alien to anything I’ve ever liked before. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2023, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/372 "2023-02-12T22:40:38Z")
Nanu nanu. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2023, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/373 "2023-02-13T01:49:00Z")
Beep beep! (blrrrt) ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2023, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/374 "2023-02-13T21:59:10Z")
Stick that horn in your ear! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2023, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/375 "2023-02-14T00:07:19Z")
It’s the FBI. The walls have ears. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2023, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/376 "2023-02-14T13:34:03Z")
You can’t protect the public by lying to them. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2023, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/377 "2023-02-14T14:45:01Z")
“Lie” … is so _unmusical_ a word. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2023, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/378 "2023-02-14T14:58:55Z")
Way to think outside but pressed right up against the box, Sheldon. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/379 "2023-02-15T00:02:10Z")
We get to sleep outside! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/380 "2023-02-15T02:02:01Z")
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