# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/21 "2022-11-19T15:17:57Z")
Maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are right now. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/22 "2022-11-20T00:01:09Z")
Mr. McGee, don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/23 "2022-11-20T15:25:31Z")
Try to understand, Darren, you’re only a mortal. No offense. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/24 "2022-11-20T17:32:45Z")
I’m sure you have another one of your marvelous explanations, Major Nelson! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/25 "2022-11-20T17:34:33Z")
Did that guy just say revenge is a dish best served cold in Klingon? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/26 "2022-11-20T19:07:48Z")
It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of cold which will wrench the spirit out of a young man, or forge it into steel. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/27 "2022-11-20T20:05:35Z")
I’m Mr. White Christmas, I’m Mr. Snow. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/28 "2022-11-21T00:27:54Z")
Traffic cop: Ohh, so you want a ticket, wise guy? Frosty: I’d love one. To the North Pole, please ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/29 "2022-11-21T03:36:23Z")
No no, you must bundle up. It’s like the north and south pole put together. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/30 "2022-11-21T14:17:20Z")
[Mr. Freeze](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0695937/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Wild! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/31 "2022-11-21T14:53:06Z")
We are two wild and crazy guys! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/32 "2022-11-21T15:14:24Z")
There’s no one there. You’re hearing things, you crazy old lady! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/33 "2022-11-21T20:52:28Z")
In my head Up there in my imagination In my head I can do it! It’s a great sensation! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/34 "2022-11-21T21:07:27Z")
Believe it or not, I’m walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free- Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not it’s just me ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/35 "2022-11-21T21:29:06Z")
Well, now look, Dr Johnson. I may be as thick as a whale omelette, but even I know a book’s got to have a plot. ---
**Author:** ![rippingtons\_fan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rippingtons_fan/32/11767_2.png) [@rippingtons\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rippingtons_fan)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/36 "2022-11-21T21:46:26Z")
All we have to do is to reverse the polarity! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/37 "2022-11-21T22:47:14Z")
That was fun. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/38 "2022-11-22T04:19:29Z")
…as far as near-death experiences go. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/39 "2022-11-22T09:05:14Z")
Come one, come all to a wake… for the late, great Captain Pierce. We’ll be mourning all afternoon and evening. The deceased will deliver the eulogy. And the guests will have twenty minutes for rebuttal. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/40 "2022-11-22T13:17:29Z")
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