# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/381 "2023-02-15T14:43:18Z")
I can’t wait to see him tomorrow night! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/382 "2023-02-15T16:35:39Z")
On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises from his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys to all the children. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/383 "2023-02-15T16:35:56Z")
If she wants to get her heart broken by a gay guy, she can do so when she’s 18 or 19 and can drink her way through it. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/384 "2023-02-15T17:24:10Z")
Remember when I told you that there was something about Josh that I couldn’t put my finger on? Well, I put my finger in it. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/385 "2023-02-15T20:13:06Z")
_(some sort of lead-in, like “Once again, it’s time to present”)_ the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/386 "2023-02-15T20:57:14Z")
You know, [character], I think I’ll donate a million dollars to that new orphanage. (pause) When pigs fly! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/387 "2023-02-15T22:04:55Z")
Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/388 "2023-02-15T22:56:04Z")
I’ve made a donation in your name to “The Human Fund”. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/389 "2023-02-16T15:42:02Z")
Something to do with interest rates? ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/390 "2023-02-16T16:03:35Z")
They just write it off! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/391 "2023-02-16T16:18:20Z")
Did you know that alimony is deductible? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/392 "2023-02-16T17:31:44Z")
I’m more like my father than I thought. I wanted to be the lawyer he was, the man he was. Turns out we both just like to cheat on our wives. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/393 "2023-02-16T19:21:03Z")
Quick question, JJ: why is a great mortgage rate like your wife in bed? Once a month and low interest. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/394 "2023-02-17T16:40:12Z")
I don’t have to fall asleep after sex. I want to fall asleep after sex. I welcome the darkness. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/395 "2023-02-17T16:48:02Z")
Once you do it though, you’ll never have to do it again and there will come a time when your husband comes home smellin’ like beer and wantin’ some lovin’; you’ll follow that fat butt up the stairs because you’ll know that no matter how disgusting the next five minutes may be, it’s still better than work. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/396 "2023-02-17T17:08:40Z")
We went back to my place; yada yada yada, I never heard from him again. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/397 "2023-02-17T18:47:15Z")
If you to have sex with that girl, find out what cologne her father wears. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/398 "2023-02-17T19:12:18Z")
It tastes like feet! ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/399 "2023-02-17T19:18:26Z")
You’re _always_ complaining about how things smell, taste, or sound! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/400 "2023-02-17T22:36:41Z")
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