# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/401 "2023-02-17T23:20:41Z")
Yeah, but a cold sprout… that’s about as appetizing as a soggy sponge. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/402 "2023-02-17T23:27:11Z")
That goes good with cheese dip! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2023, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/403 "2023-02-18T06:02:48Z")
You double-dipped! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2023, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/404 "2023-02-18T15:18:03Z")
Chef, you’ve been Chopped. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2023, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/405 "2023-02-18T15:36:47Z")
Shante, you stay. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2023, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/406 "2023-02-18T17:36:49Z")
The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2023, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/407 "2023-02-18T18:42:13Z")
No soup for you! One year! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/408 "2023-02-19T00:13:03Z")
I haven’t felt this happy since Double Soup Tuesday at the orphanarium. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/409 "2023-02-19T04:52:54Z")
I’ll shave off the soup strainer if you give the sailor talk the ol’ heave-ho. Okay? ---
**Author:** ![up2eleven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/up2eleven/32/13432_2.png) [@up2eleven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/up2eleven)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/410 "2023-02-19T05:52:05Z")
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy!! _thumbs up, leather jacket_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/411 "2023-02-19T16:00:07Z")
D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/412 "2023-02-19T21:14:41Z")
Your life falling apart doesn’t mean you’re special. It means you’re human. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/413 "2023-02-20T15:04:39Z")
No way. A kiss on the boo-boo and that makes it all better? How the hell could she be so patronizing? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/414 "2023-02-20T19:33:02Z")
You’re right. I’m losing control, Boo-Boo. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/415 "2023-02-20T21:26:58Z")
But Yogi, what about the ranger? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/416 "2023-02-20T22:50:09Z")
A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty hi-yo Silver - the Lone Ranger. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/417 "2023-02-21T01:23:31Z")
Get 'em up, Scout! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/418 "2023-02-21T15:03:34Z")
“The Roy Rogers Show,” starring Roy Rogers, King of the Cowboys; Trigger, his golden palomino; and Dale Evans, Queen of the West; with Pat Brady, his comical sidekick; and Roy’s wonder dog, Bullet. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/419 "2023-02-21T15:56:46Z")
_SNAP! (cry of pain)_ Oh, great. I missed Joe Theisman. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/420 "2023-02-21T20:18:19Z")
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