# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/421 "2023-02-21T20:30:00Z")
Man, we’ve been skipping for hours. I need to pull over and take the wiz. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/422 "2023-02-21T21:58:59Z")
Chico don’t be discouraged The Man he ain’t so hard to understand Chico if you try now I know that you can lend a helping hand ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/423 "2023-02-22T13:58:58Z")
:: ptui!:: Tastes like Fresno! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/424 "2023-02-22T14:28:47Z")
From beautiful downtown Burbank ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/425 "2023-02-22T15:12:53Z")
To Anaheim, Azusa, and Cu-camonga! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/426 "2023-02-22T16:25:29Z")
This is the city; Los Angeles, California. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/427 "2023-02-22T16:57:04Z")
New York is where I’d ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/428 "2023-02-22T22:28:07Z")
It’s just our New York way of saying Howdy Stranger. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/429 "2023-02-22T22:41:40Z")
[Les Claypool] I’m goin’ down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. [Kyle and Stan] Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation. [Les Claypool] Goin’ down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind. [Eric Cartman] Ample parking day or night, people spouting: “Howdy, neighbor!” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/430 "2023-02-23T00:26:21Z")
Hi-diddly-ho! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/431 "2023-02-23T14:11:21Z")
oops! NM ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/432 "2023-02-23T20:12:07Z")
Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/433 "2023-02-23T21:58:48Z")
Heeeeeere’s Johnny! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/434 "2023-02-23T22:02:53Z")
Are you speaking to _moi?_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/435 "2023-02-23T22:44:00Z")
Tish! That’s French! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/436 "2023-02-24T12:38:27Z")
I can speak English… I learn it from a book. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/437 "2023-02-24T16:10:36Z")
Take a look. It’s in a book–a reading rainbow. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/438 "2023-02-24T16:13:42Z")
. . .you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/439 "2023-02-24T16:48:48Z")
I work in a shoe store, I make less than minimum wage, and yet I’m not happy to be home. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/440 "2023-02-24T20:16:56Z")
So get a witch’s shawl on A broomstick you can crawl on We’re going to pay a call on The Addams Family snap, snap! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=23)