# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/441 "2023-02-24T23:21:38Z")
Herman tried to build a ship inside a bottle. We had to break the bottle to get him out. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/442 "2023-02-25T01:05:10Z")
I have a friend who’s a DJ. Whenever we walk under a bridge, I can’t hear him talk. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/443 "2023-02-25T02:51:20Z")
Where is Venus? Where is Venus Flytrap? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/444 "2023-02-25T03:43:42Z")
The message is Mars needs women. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/445 "2023-02-25T13:57:23Z")
You earthlings don’t know how lucky you are. The only water we get on Mars has to be squeezed from rocks. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/446 "2023-02-25T16:18:59Z")
Prepare to be terrified: if your friends are unsuccessful, this year’s donations might go to, say, the geology department. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/447 "2023-02-25T21:18:55Z")
I need your help. I’ve been accused of embezzling donations. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/448 "2023-02-25T22:28:52Z")
Well, I guess to sum it up, you could say, there’s three reasons why there’s so little crime in Mayberry. There’s Andy, and there’s me, and [_patting gun_] baby makes three. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/449 "2023-02-26T05:13:18Z")
Phil, I’m not pregnant! The kids pranked us! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/450 "2023-02-26T22:26:15Z")
Phil, you can tell me anything. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/451 "2023-02-27T00:29:07Z")
I don’t like talking to… to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2023, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/452 "2023-02-27T00:41:51Z")
Well, on one hand, they filled my tub with scented oils and brought me honeyed sweets; on the other hand, I spent my twenties incapable of talking to women. So you know, pros and cons. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2023, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/453 "2023-02-27T06:48:33Z")
I have a series of whimsical duck stickers on the bottom of my tub. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2023, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/454 "2023-02-27T15:21:52Z")
Since I’m the richest duck in the world, I am going to celebrate by taking everyone out the world’s biggest hamburger stand! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2023, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/455 "2023-02-27T16:14:43Z")
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2023, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/456 "2023-02-27T17:59:57Z")
Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2023, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/457 "2023-02-27T20:27:33Z")
Bob! Bob! There’s no Burger of the Day! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/458 "2023-02-28T21:13:24Z")
Bob the Builder Can he fix it? Bob the Builder Yes, he can! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/459 "2023-02-28T23:14:02Z")
We’ll be right back after a word from Binford Tools. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/460 "2023-03-01T05:47:47Z")
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