# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/461 "2023-03-01T11:30:08Z")
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/462 "2023-03-01T23:54:26Z")
Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sport… the thrill of victory… and the agony of defeat… the human drama of athletic competition… This is ABC’s Wide World of Sports! ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/463 "2023-03-02T00:16:33Z")
“. . . Wow! That’s incredible. He made the same impossible shot twice in a row!” “It’s the instant replay.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/464 "2023-03-02T05:19:11Z")
That’s it, Milhouse! Keep up the chatter! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/465 "2023-03-02T16:42:33Z")
Don’t get him started on one of his conspiracy theories! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/466 "2023-03-02T18:17:23Z")
**Cora Hudson:** That man is an absolute raving lunatic. **Exidor:** Madam, you flatter me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/467 "2023-03-02T20:11:19Z")
Kids who bully, for the most part, have been bullied themselves. And I for one don’t flatter myself that that behavior can change. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/468 "2023-03-02T22:20:34Z")
So I went into a karate stance! You know karate?! I know a little. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/469 "2023-03-03T16:04:10Z")
Hong Kong Phooey, talk about your super-guy. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/470 "2023-03-03T16:05:08Z")
You are the new student. Come forward. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/471 "2023-03-03T16:09:45Z")
Take the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/472 "2023-03-03T16:51:18Z")
“Aww, she looks like a chip off the ol’ block.” “Actually, more like a pebble off the ol’ flintstone.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/473 "2023-03-03T18:36:03Z")
Yabba dabba dooooo! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/474 "2023-03-03T19:29:14Z")
Simpson, Homer Simpson, he’s the greatest guy in history! From the town of Springfield, he’s about to hit a chestnut tree - D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/475 "2023-03-03T20:44:33Z")
One of these days… One of these days… POW! Right in the kisser! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/476 "2023-03-04T13:11:52Z")
Watch out for that treeeeeeee! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/477 "2023-03-04T16:39:51Z")
Yeah, you’re hot today, LaSalle. But you won’t stay this hot forever. And once you’ve gotten less hot then you better watch out, 'cause I’m gonna be, uh… hot! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/478 "2023-03-04T18:07:56Z")
That’s hot. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/479 "2023-03-04T18:22:45Z")
There are two types of fire fighters, those who are on Squad and those who wish they were on Squad. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/480 "2023-03-04T21:41:54Z")
We have to face the very real possibility that we’re going to fight the Dark Surfer without the Super Hero Squad. Anyone want gum? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=25)