# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/481 "2023-03-05T14:06:36Z")
Is it true that you have superhuman powers and can demolish buildings and hurl fireballs? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/482 "2023-03-05T14:18:23Z")
I was struck by lightning the same night a particle accelerator exploded and I became a superhero. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/483 "2023-03-05T16:25:11Z")
I’ll be back before this banana peel hits the floor. Zoom! Zoom! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/484 "2023-03-05T22:04:34Z")
Faster than a speeding bullet… ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/485 "2023-03-05T22:42:47Z")
Shazam! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2023, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/486 "2023-03-06T00:07:16Z")
Well go-ol-ly ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/487 "2023-03-07T22:17:46Z")
By golly, I tell you - this calls for a bit of a celebration, I think. And, I’ll buy the drinks, too. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/488 "2023-03-08T05:33:20Z")
I think you’ve had enough, Mr. Peterson. My chiropractor says I can’t carry you home anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/489 "2023-03-08T22:48:54Z")
Alan, you’re a chiropractor. Do something! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/490 "2023-03-09T01:09:40Z")
Is anyone here a marine biologist? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/491 "2023-03-09T14:25:53Z")
Whoooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/492 "2023-03-09T15:15:25Z")
Are you crazy, moving in with two girls? Not in my building, you don’t! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/493 "2023-03-09T19:48:36Z")
_♫♪ Come and knock on our door… ♫♪_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/494 "2023-03-09T20:00:29Z")
Come dance with me. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/495 "2023-03-09T21:33:43Z")
Elaine. . ._danced?!_ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/496 "2023-03-09T21:42:07Z")
Well, I don’t know any human could dance to that tempo. You’d have to be “Flash” to dance like that. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/497 "2023-03-09T22:19:47Z")
Slow, slow, quick, quick. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/498 "2023-03-10T05:16:39Z")
Let’s see you hokey pokey your way out of this. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/499 "2023-03-10T18:24:34Z")
Gee Dad, you’ve been lecturing him for 13 years, he’s still pretty stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/500 "2023-03-10T18:28:13Z")
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