# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/501 "2023-03-10T18:37:31Z")
Why don’t you go take a short walk on a long pier? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/502 "2023-03-10T19:30:29Z")
I was always running; he was always going past me at a walk. And here it is, 25 years later-here I am, and there’s John. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/503 "2023-03-10T19:34:33Z")
Martha! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/504 "2023-03-10T19:45:37Z")
[knock, knock, knock] Penny! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/505 "2023-03-10T20:28:15Z")
Hello, _Newman._ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/506 "2023-03-11T21:50:03Z")
You don’t say hello? You don’t say goodbye? You go nothin’ to say to me, son? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/507 "2023-03-11T22:03:40Z")
Hi, I’m Larry, this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/508 "2023-03-11T22:19:00Z")
My name Jose Jimenez! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/509 "2023-03-12T01:03:39Z")
Bess’a’ball been belly belly good to me. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/510 "2023-03-12T15:08:35Z")
There’s no need making fun of my English. That’s English? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/511 "2023-03-12T18:15:45Z")
“I learned to speak English.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/512 "2023-03-12T18:17:44Z")
Ooh, he card reads good. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/513 "2023-03-13T15:53:49Z")
Is THIS your card? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2023, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/514 "2023-03-14T15:38:00Z")
I didn’t get on. The lizard guy went long. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2023, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/515 "2023-03-14T17:37:11Z")
You really freaked your mother out. Did it make you feel like a man? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2023, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/516 "2023-03-14T20:33:28Z")
Howard! Help me out of the bathtub, I’m stuck! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2023, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/517 "2023-03-14T23:15:47Z")
Howard, we’ve been married twenty-one years. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2023, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/518 "2023-03-14T23:36:38Z")
I challenge you, Howard Borden! There’s no such word as Zoophyte! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2023, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/519 "2023-03-15T02:12:35Z")
I don’t care what’s on the line Howard, you have got to say what we know in the booth. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2023, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/520 "2023-03-15T19:52:15Z")
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