# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/541 "2023-03-20T02:39:56Z")
There are a lot more rich old ladies out there and daddy needs a new linear accelerator. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/542 "2023-03-20T12:20:31Z")
Every morning, like clockwork, at 7am - I pee. Unfortunately I don’t wake up 'till 8. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/543 "2023-03-20T15:40:49Z")
I’m the king of Eight, and I’m here to state that everything here has to total eight. The guards, for instance, by the gate, must always number exactly eight. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/544 "2023-03-20T17:49:04Z")
I am the Sword Master of Azaroth! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/545 "2023-03-20T18:01:33Z")
The spade is the sword of justice: it’s rapier marks the end. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/546 "2023-03-20T19:11:37Z")
Horns and a pitchfork, Jack? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/547 "2023-03-21T15:49:23Z")
Oh, dear. Two suns and no sunscreen. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/548 "2023-03-21T15:54:48Z")
How 'bout a dehydrated chicken? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/549 "2023-03-21T18:36:44Z")
I don’t want another chicken. It might die too. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/550 "2023-03-21T20:52:02Z")
Mel fixed you a nice plate of his special. The least you can do is eat it. ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/551 "2023-03-21T21:02:47Z")
It’s like little shards of heaven. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2023, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/552 "2023-03-22T19:33:05Z")
I think I’ll stick to toast and coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2023, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/553 "2023-03-22T19:50:35Z")
**Det. Frank Drebin:** I’m here to help you. Coffee? **Jill the Ballet Teacher:** No thank you. **Det. Frank Drebin:** Tea? **Jill the Ballet Teacher:** No. **Det. Frank Drebin:** [a dessert tray rolls up] Eclair? Rumball? Tort? **Jill the Ballet Teacher:** No, really. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2023, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/554 "2023-03-22T22:09:57Z")
What _is_ a Waldorf, anyway: a dwarf that’s gone off? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/555 "2023-03-23T02:20:35Z")
I’d like breakfast in bed at half-past ten in the morning, please. That’s eggs, bacon, sausage, and tomato with a Waldorf salad, all washed down with lashings of hot screwdriver. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/556 "2023-03-23T13:44:49Z")
You know the rules, I don’t make plans and I don’t make breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/557 "2023-03-23T13:49:39Z")
You don’t have to explain the dynamics behind Rice Krispies. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/558 "2023-03-23T13:57:17Z")
Snap, what a happy sound Snap is the happiest sound I’ve found You may clap, rap, tap, slap but Snap… makes the world go round. Snap, Crackle, Pop! Rice Krispies ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/559 "2023-03-23T14:01:08Z")
Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/560 "2023-03-23T14:01:51Z")
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