# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/41 "2022-11-22T14:24:36Z")
I smell robot. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/42 "2022-11-22T14:38:28Z")
**EXTERMlNATE!!** ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/43 "2022-11-22T14:51:34Z")
Danger, Will Robinson! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/44 "2022-11-22T21:13:33Z")
I’m just saying, you all should be nicer to Wil Wheaton. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/45 "2022-11-22T23:47:27Z")
Get a life, will you people? I mean, I mean, for crying out loud, it’s just a TV show! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/46 "2022-11-23T00:05:45Z")
It’s all right to cry. Crying gets the sad out of you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/47 "2022-11-25T17:49:11Z")
I see your mission is to make me cry today. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/48 "2022-11-25T18:08:27Z")
**I’m in control of my emotions!** Control of my emotions. I am an officer. An officer. My duty. My duty is, is. My duty is to, to. Too late. I’m sorry. To. Two, four, six. Six. Six times six. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/49 "2022-11-25T21:39:02Z")
Physical fitness is one thing. Mental fitness, that’s another. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/50 "2022-11-26T23:00:58Z")
Mental illness is no stranger to his family. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/51 "2022-11-27T01:30:28Z")
This is my side! That’s your side. You stay on your side. My side, your side! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/52 "2022-11-27T03:10:16Z")
I’m not crazy, my Mother had me tested. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/53 "2022-11-27T19:34:49Z")
You know I love your mother, but I think you also know a certain look she gets that says, “just listen to me, I’m always right.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/54 "2022-11-27T19:50:32Z")
I may not always be right, but I’m never wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/55 "2022-11-27T21:06:13Z")
“You will get a counter of ten seconds to make your decision. And beware of MathMan and his dog, They will eat you if you are wrong or you ran out of time.” ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/56 "2022-11-28T20:23:41Z")
Didn’t you hear me? I said punch me in the face. I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/57 "2022-11-28T21:03:21Z")
I’m in tremendous pain here. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/58 "2022-11-28T21:07:50Z")
Life is pain! I wake up every morning in pain! Work is pain! You know how many times I just wanted to give up? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/59 "2022-11-28T22:09:19Z")
Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/60 "2022-11-28T23:58:42Z")
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