# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/581 "2023-03-28T12:16:00Z")
Excuse me. . .can you tell me where we are? Earth. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/582 "2023-03-28T18:22:50Z")
If you take my advice, for what it’s worth, you could be happy there on Earth. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/583 "2023-03-28T19:17:01Z")
Shazbat! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/584 "2023-03-28T23:15:07Z")
We’re from France. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2023, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/585 "2023-03-29T15:41:05Z")
Daddy, where DID you find me? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2023, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/586 "2023-03-29T18:39:41Z")
Dang, I keep doing quotes from movies. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2023, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/587 "2023-03-29T22:37:19Z")
There’s a Coneheads movie, and Beldar says, “We come from France” in it. Back on topic, playing off llikewise: Here, in the garden of make believe. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/588 "2023-03-30T04:46:54Z")
3000 hours clicking on that mouse, collecting weapons and gold. It’s almost as if it was a huge waste of time. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/589 "2023-03-30T20:43:09Z")
Giles: weapons, weapons, weapons. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/590 "2023-03-30T21:49:37Z")
B.A., there’s an old saying - "The best defense is a good offense ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/591 "2023-03-31T00:16:48Z")
I’m the one who knocks! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/592 "2023-03-31T00:42:04Z")
Penny… Penny… Penny… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/593 "2023-03-31T01:26:23Z")
Hey big spender! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/594 "2023-03-31T13:37:24Z")
She spends money like I’m printing it in the basement. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/595 "2023-03-31T16:03:59Z")
Yes, Mrs Brown, I know Theodore has been selling water to the boys, but I felt… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/596 "2023-03-31T22:19:07Z")
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you’re the Charlie Browniest. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/597 "2023-03-31T23:53:46Z")
♫ ♪ _There’s a fragrance that’s here today and they call it, ‘Charlie’_ ♫ ♪ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2023, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/598 "2023-04-01T16:47:58Z")
There’s something about an Aqua Velva man. Be one. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2023, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/599 "2023-04-01T18:00:39Z")
Aqua Teens! Come out and face your doom, for we are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2023, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/600 "2023-04-01T18:23:26Z")
If a day ends in y, Norman Price is going to get into trouble. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=31)