# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/641 "2023-04-10T12:26:49Z")
Ha, ha! Farewell, Sea King. I leave you to your fate. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/642 "2023-04-10T13:23:40Z")
Everyone loves the king of the sea, ever so kind and gentle is he ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/643 "2023-04-10T14:07:02Z")
I was diving in the Red Sea with my friend, Jim Barry, an archiologist. I was helping him on one of his projects. We were searching underwater for the remains of an ancient temple, which Jim felt was more than a legend. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/644 "2023-04-10T15:35:25Z")
It looked dangerous, so I sent Jim on ahead. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/645 "2023-04-10T19:50:19Z")
Damn it, Jim: I’m a doctor, not a (fill in the blank)! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/646 "2023-04-10T22:13:16Z")
You been gone nine days! Jim, weekends are only two days. I thought we’d switched to the metric system. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/647 "2023-04-10T22:14:29Z")
What. . .does. . .a. . .yellowwwww. . .light. . . me-a-a-an-nnnn? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/648 "2023-04-11T23:12:21Z")
The yellow stuff is the eggs. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/649 "2023-04-12T02:31:28Z")
When you married me you knew that I couldn’t cook, I couldn’t sew, and I couldn’t keep house. All I could do was talk Hungarian and do imitations of Zsa Zsa Gabor. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/650 "2023-04-12T16:15:25Z")
Just like Charo. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/651 "2023-04-12T18:03:51Z")
Barney, how would you like your old job back? Oh, you’re working for Cugie now, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/652 "2023-04-12T18:14:52Z")
If anybody puts anymore work on my desk, I’m going to have to do some of it! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/653 "2023-04-14T01:09:16Z")
Al, how am I supposed to do my job and yours? I tell ya, now I know how Hillary feels. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/654 "2023-04-14T06:47:36Z")
“Kim Possible! And her… Sister, is that who you are?” “Is he _flirting_ with me?” “Sidekicks confuse him.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/655 "2023-04-14T11:50:45Z")
You better step off, George. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/656 "2023-04-14T15:37:51Z")
George, I want to remind you, those ducks are here _temporarily_! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/657 "2023-04-14T15:59:02Z")
He purposely mispronounced my name. Instead of saying Costanza, he’d say, Can’t stand ya. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/658 "2023-04-14T17:32:05Z")
He called you “ferret face.” He was so angry he thought you were me! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/659 "2023-04-14T18:04:18Z")
How do you like yer possum, Lowell, fallin’ off the bones tender or with a little fight left in it? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/660 "2023-04-15T02:58:27Z")
_gulp_ “I guess I like _my_ duck… Alive!” “Alive? Man, you are vicious!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=34)