# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/661 "2023-04-15T14:29:40Z")
My options today are frat house, duck village, or car crash. I’m feeling very comfortable with my decision. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/662 "2023-04-15T19:56:51Z")
I’m respecting your husband’s decision, I don’t see why you’ve got a problem with that. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/663 "2023-04-16T16:27:31Z")
Yeah, that’s for sure! Let that be a lesson: never doubt your husbands, or they may take a powder! Get it? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/664 "2023-04-16T20:44:52Z")
The eyes of Maryann are on you, all the live long day/You hired a lawyer and divorced me, but you can’t get away. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/665 "2023-04-16T21:00:07Z")
Where’s Gilligan? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/666 "2023-04-17T14:08:17Z")
Oh, she knows. She won’t admit it but she knows. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/667 "2023-04-17T18:49:57Z")
Mama just called, she’s on her way down here. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/668 "2023-04-17T18:55:52Z")
Chinese food! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/669 "2023-04-17T19:50:46Z")
Charlie always orders way too much Chinese food anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/670 "2023-04-17T21:36:58Z")
More goo! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/671 "2023-04-17T22:37:55Z")
I just stepped into something brown. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/672 "2023-04-17T23:51:10Z")
My cabbages! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/673 "2023-04-18T01:58:34Z")
My raisin roundies! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/674 "2023-04-18T11:57:05Z")
Just scrape your shoe and move on. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/675 "2023-04-18T20:11:33Z")
I’ve spend $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/676 "2023-04-18T21:57:37Z")
And there’s Amy, showing all kinds of ankle. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/677 "2023-04-19T01:26:55Z")
Ask anyone; I’m just a tease. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/678 "2023-04-19T05:55:11Z")
Turns out I accidentally slept with a prostitute last night. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/679 "2023-04-19T16:32:44Z")
Stop saying hooker! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/680 "2023-04-19T19:13:51Z")
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