# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/681 "2023-04-19T20:22:55Z")
I want to be the middle in a sex sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/682 "2023-04-19T20:59:45Z")
Harvey, how about a bug sandwich? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/683 "2023-04-20T03:26:37Z")
We were drunk on margaritas and wanted to find out whose wife could eat the most crickets. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/684 "2023-04-20T13:36:45Z")
Then use the ones in class. And I don’t want to hear about eyebrow lice. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/685 "2023-04-20T20:02:20Z")
I had this dope idea last night during me eyebrow threading. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/686 "2023-04-21T00:52:27Z")
I can’t live with these things hanging over my head anymore! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/687 "2023-04-21T19:29:44Z")
This is Dr. Morgenstern. He’s the head of ER. Watch out. He eats students for lunch. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/688 "2023-04-21T21:08:35Z")
Well then good news. Today is the day a girl is finally gonna touch you in your little special place. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/689 "2023-04-22T19:59:03Z")
In the old days of about 10 minutes ago, we did the news well. You know how? We just decided to. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/690 "2023-04-23T16:52:39Z")
Just check me. Is this an old fashioned notion of mine, that, when we find out things, we put them in our newspaper. Because if we find out things and just keep them to ourselves, we’d have all this empty white space in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/691 "2023-04-23T18:24:28Z")
Oh, look, Jerry finally found his people. All it took was a deep enough drip pan. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/692 "2023-04-23T18:40:51Z")
They’re not people. They’re neighbors. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/693 "2023-04-24T13:56:42Z")
Listen, to get these peasants to move, I’d dance the Watusi with a keg of nitroglycerin. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/694 "2023-04-24T14:23:04Z")
Yeahhhh, okay, dancing… it is a primal art form used in ancient times to express yourself with the body! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/695 "2023-04-24T17:22:13Z")
All right, let him wear that horse blanket to the dance Saturday night. But what are you going to do when our friends see him in it? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/696 "2023-04-24T19:37:58Z")
It taught us to be confident, even if our dance moves are subpar at best. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/697 "2023-04-25T11:15:04Z")
It was more like a full body dry heave set to music. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/698 "2023-04-25T14:58:53Z")
🤮 Waited through that entire movie to see that alien and it was her goddamn father! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/699 "2023-04-25T19:06:55Z")
Experience is the father of wisdom. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/700 "2023-04-25T21:46:26Z")
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