# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/701 "2023-04-26T00:59:24Z")
Bowling’s insane! Bowling is crazy time! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/702 "2023-04-26T12:47:57Z")
Yabba dabba doo! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/703 "2023-04-26T13:50:08Z")
Woo-hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/704 "2023-04-26T14:07:53Z")
Angry, happy, same face. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/705 "2023-04-26T20:54:11Z")
Happy, happy, joy, joy. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/706 "2023-04-26T21:58:15Z")
Why do we always come here? I’ll guess we’ll never know. It’s like a kind of torture to have to watch this show. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/707 "2023-04-27T03:04:47Z")
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody is going to die…Come watch TV? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/708 "2023-04-27T15:59:52Z")
What happened to her? She found out there was going to be a new episode of _Moonlighting_ tonight. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/709 "2023-04-27T16:06:32Z")
We have to go. Doogie Howser is coming on. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/710 "2023-04-27T17:06:46Z")
Well, that’s one way of getting back the money that Barney put up for my TV debut… that didn’t get to happen. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/711 "2023-04-27T18:41:53Z")
Barney, Barney, Barney… —Det. Fish, high on hashish. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/712 "2023-04-27T21:51:56Z")
You wanna try that again? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/713 "2023-04-27T23:00:54Z")
I’m sorry, but when I moved to California I promised my mother I wouldn’t be doing drugs. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/714 "2023-04-28T00:12:57Z")
Murray also gave us one last frightening fact: LSD is so potent that a single pound of the preparation could turn every person in Los Angeles county into a total psychotic. The population of the county? Seven million people. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/715 "2023-04-28T00:50:46Z")
Book him, Danno. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/716 "2023-04-28T11:59:57Z")
Look, I’ll be out and bailed in a day or two and I’ll see you then, Ok? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/717 "2023-04-28T15:22:30Z")
Next up for parole: Bob Terwilliger, aka Sideshow Bob. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/718 "2023-04-28T19:17:35Z")
Talk to his parole officer. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/719 "2023-04-28T21:26:37Z")
You just used your Get Out of Jail Free card. There’s only one in the pack. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/720 "2023-04-28T23:07:06Z")
Okay, that’s enough, Howard. The poor guy’s had a tough time. He had to spend the entire afternoon in jail wearing that suit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=37)