# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2023, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/761 "2023-05-07T23:23:17Z")
Come join the Warner brothers and the Warner sister, Dot. Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot. They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught, But we break loose and then vamoose so now you know the plot. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/762 "2023-05-08T01:22:57Z")
Mr. Schuester, do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to give the lead solo in “Sit Down, You’re Rocking the Boat” to a boy in a wheelchair? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/763 "2023-05-08T15:53:07Z")
Our boat was stolen. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/764 "2023-05-08T18:52:57Z")
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip. It started from this tropic port Upon a tiny ship. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/765 "2023-05-08T19:00:59Z")
Rub-a-dub-dub ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/766 "2023-05-08T20:00:31Z")
Don’t forget to wash your bottom. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/767 "2023-05-08T21:57:03Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > Rub-a-dub-dub Oops. I was in the wrong thread. Playing off **llikewise** : Granny, when we’s done washing, can I go swimmin’ in the cement pond? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2023, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/768 "2023-05-09T10:05:08Z")
Trust me. I know cement and it’s not that hard. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/769 "2023-05-10T13:39:48Z")
So I finally get this guy a pair of cement shoes which he likes 'cause they’re lighter than his lead ones. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/770 "2023-05-10T22:59:28Z")
If I were in your shoes… I would use this opportunity to find your justice, to kill your way to justice. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/771 "2023-05-10T23:41:31Z")
The spade is the sword of justice. Its rapier marks the end. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/772 "2023-05-11T01:22:59Z")
Justice has a name. And the name it has, besides “justice”, is Captain Hammer. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/773 "2023-05-11T02:17:04Z")
Thank you, Captain Obvious. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/774 "2023-05-11T12:14:49Z")
That’s a new directive from the Pentagon. That’s right out of G2 and G3, making it a G5 Combined Officers Op-Tech Glitch. We’re experimenting with a new rank: Corporal-Captain. We’re down here taking a survey, to see, uh, you know, if everybody likes it, uh, asking everybody in Seoul. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/775 "2023-05-11T14:25:30Z")
Due To circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/776 "2023-05-11T14:57:47Z")
Hello, children! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/777 "2023-05-11T16:40:09Z")
Move to Long Island and have a baby already. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/778 "2023-05-11T20:10:38Z")
You will never be able to leave this island. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/779 "2023-05-11T21:36:23Z")
Da plane! Da plane! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/780 "2023-05-12T01:25:32Z")
Have you ever flown in first class, Elaine? Well, I have, and I can’t go back. . .I _won’t_ go back. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=40)