# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/61 "2022-11-29T21:12:51Z")
Now, you may understand my pain, but you do not understand my struggle. I need to do this. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/62 "2022-11-29T21:24:28Z")
And now a word from our sponsor… ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/63 "2022-11-29T21:28:35Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something. I think that’s actually a movie quote, Professor… and I’d like to suggest that from here on out, even if the movie seems to be a TV staple _(like **Princess Bride** , **Wizard of Oz** , **A Christmas Story** , **It’s a Wonderful Life** , or the **Shrek** , **Harry Potter** , or **Back to the Future** franchises)_, only made-for-TV movies should count in this thread… although I will abide by the general consensus of the rest of the participants. Back to the game – currently riffing off of > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > And now a word from our sponsor… Tune in tomorrow, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/64 "2022-11-29T21:36:43Z")
Do you really imagine that a girl like this could possibly be interested in an aging, Brilliantined, stick-insect like you? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/65 "2022-11-30T03:07:11Z")
That’s very hurtful. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/66 "2022-11-30T03:54:32Z")
You miserable bitch! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/67 "2022-11-30T12:57:26Z")
Jane you ignorant slut. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/68 "2022-11-30T13:47:46Z")
Jane, stop this crazy thing! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/69 "2022-11-30T16:54:03Z")
These women are driving me crazy! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/70 "2022-11-30T17:32:13Z")
Don’t mind if I do!! AWWWWWWLLLLLBLPBLPBLPBLP! HOO!! WHABUBUBULA WHOOTWA! WHITWHOOWHITWHOOWHITWHOO. WHUT WHUT HULLABOOLYA! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/71 "2022-11-30T21:21:16Z")
Yabba dabba doo! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/72 "2022-12-01T00:15:42Z")
Rhuh-rho! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/73 "2022-12-01T00:32:08Z")
Put another candle on my birthday cake My birthday cake My birthday caaaaake Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/74 "2022-12-01T16:00:56Z")
When I was seven, my mother hired a pony to come to my house, for all the kids. I got a really bad rash from the pony, and all the kids got to ride the pony, and I had to go inside, and my mother rubbed creme on the rash for about three hours. After that, I went outside but the pony and kids had all left. So that was my worst birthday. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/75 "2022-12-01T17:22:06Z")
It is pretty bad, isn’t it, when a kid’s birthday party becomes a status symbol? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/76 "2022-12-01T18:20:47Z")
It’s pronounced boo-kay. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/77 "2022-12-01T18:41:02Z")
Reverend Fletcher… * * * Felcher! * * * Whatever! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/78 "2022-12-01T19:14:21Z")
Just keep walkin’ preacher man. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/79 "2022-12-01T21:14:01Z")
I killed three walkers. They’re at the door, they were gonna get in. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2022, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/80 "2022-12-02T16:29:04Z")
The good thing about dating the neighbor is because she lives next door, the bad thing is because she lives next door. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=5)