# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/781 "2023-05-12T15:36:20Z")
I came back here for some compassion, and all you did was lie to me and blow me off so you could keep having your fun while I suffer up there in first class! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/782 "2023-05-12T17:25:50Z")
Well, I’ll go, but I won’t have any fun. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2023, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/783 "2023-05-15T03:53:48Z")
Frank Burns eats worms! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2023, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/784 "2023-05-15T15:06:21Z")
Now, nobody’s sayin’ the Chatsworth Estate is the Garden of Eden, but it’s been a good home to us, to me - Frank Gallagher - and me kids, who I’m proud of! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/785 "2023-05-15T15:40:46Z")
This place is almost charming. Very rustic cottage… I was half expecting early Unabomber. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/786 "2023-05-15T17:24:16Z")
Keep in mind, he’s just one lab explosion away from becoming a super-villain. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/787 "2023-05-15T18:12:19Z")
I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2023, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/788 "2023-05-15T20:55:46Z")
[knock, knock, knock] Penny. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/789 "2023-05-15T21:58:05Z")
I could say ‘A penny for your thoughts’ but why waste the money? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2023, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/790 "2023-05-15T22:08:01Z")
I told the money-bugs, you want me to get info out of the smartest mammal in the galaxy, you better give me a decent brainalyzer! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/791 "2023-05-16T14:22:02Z")
Life. Don’t talk to me about life. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/792 "2023-05-16T14:56:16Z")
So basically what you’re saying is that 95% of the population is undatable? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/793 "2023-05-16T20:05:43Z")
I guess that’s the chance ya gotta take when ya start messin’ around with girls. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/794 "2023-05-16T22:31:16Z")
In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with eight people, rural farming communities, college towns. I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here, and I realized that this whole time I was just wandering around everywhere, looking for you. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/795 "2023-05-17T00:11:49Z")
I guess I’m overwhelmed by you — in a good way, not in the elevator in The Haunted Mansion way. Even if I can’t tell you now how I feel, I will spend my life showing you how much I love you. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/796 "2023-05-17T11:53:19Z")
Just put a sock in it will ya? It’s bad enough being here without you whining on! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/797 "2023-05-17T16:36:11Z")
Maybe that’s what hell is, the entire rest of eternity spent in fucking Bruges! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/798 "2023-05-17T17:40:30Z")
Oh, what fresh hell is this? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/799 "2023-05-17T18:58:34Z")
Ah, crap. Thought I was in the movie quotes thread. . .again! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/800 "2023-05-17T23:07:36Z")
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