# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/801 "2023-05-17T23:25:34Z")
Schillinger’s back in Emerald City. He says he won’t harm you. Tell me you won’t harm him. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/802 "2023-05-18T15:08:23Z")
Have gun, will travel. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/803 "2023-05-18T15:46:00Z")
I’m very disappointed with you cowpokes. We’re playing our inaugural game of Wild West and Witches and I’m the only one who bothered to dress for the occasion. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/804 "2023-05-18T17:19:59Z")
Wagons. . .ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/805 "2023-05-18T17:23:11Z")
Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ Though the streams are swollen Keep them dawwgies rollin’, Rawhide Through rain and wind and weather Hell-bent for leather A-wishing my girl was by my side ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/806 "2023-05-18T18:21:52Z")
Wagon ho! Gotta keep 'em on the run. Time to go and follow the sun. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/807 "2023-05-18T20:18:05Z")
Daniel Boone was a man, Yes, a big man! With an eye like an eagle And as tall as a mountain was he! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/808 "2023-05-18T20:49:29Z")
Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier (Awrooooo!) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/809 "2023-05-19T11:57:44Z")
A king without a castle, is no king at all. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/810 "2023-05-19T12:09:06Z")
But the question is, are you still master of your domain? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/811 "2023-05-19T15:49:04Z")
The King of Queens ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/812 "2023-05-19T17:22:35Z")
When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/813 "2023-05-19T18:03:07Z")
I never said I was better than you, just smarter and classier. You’re clearly a better athlete, and you have much better survival instincts. Kind of like a cockroach. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/814 "2023-05-20T17:08:34Z")
Might I remind you that I sit at the top of my profession, while you preside over the kiddie table of yours. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/815 "2023-05-21T22:22:53Z")
Bells and whistles That’s all you need, Plus a comprehensive knowledge (the kind you get in college) A comprehensive knowledge of the law! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/816 "2023-05-22T00:08:24Z")
I am shocked and chagrined, mortified and stupefied. This trial is outrageous! It is a waste of the taxpayers’ time and money. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/817 "2023-05-22T03:08:32Z")
I will resist any motion by the defense for a dismissal based on an exhibition of legerdemain and fireworks. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/818 "2023-05-22T17:42:26Z")
For some unaccountable reason, Mrs. Adrian, people in trouble foolishly try to escape it by lying to their lawyers. But your allowing me to go into court without complete knowledge of the facts is inexcusable. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/819 "2023-05-22T18:30:45Z")
There are two lives that depend on me giving the performance of my life in court tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/820 "2023-05-22T20:43:57Z")
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